Who hired Mr.Burns to do security?

[ajnapoleon]

This was funny as fukk



When the old man came frame

 

[old pig]

I thought the thread title was about the original guy, then the old man came in

Breh was moving at 3 FPS

LOL!!!!!!!!

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

this country is failing her seniors. He should be home on Facebook consumed with conspiracies about Q but alas.

He probably wants to job. You would be surprised.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

cmon someone that old shouldnt be working. did you see him crawl to the shelf just to get up. wtf. grandpa just live the last moments with your family.

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

They will let anyone do security literally anyone

 

[Youngdev]

Hope old folks don’t clock out on the job

we had a old security guard have a heart attack right at the lobby, one dude had a stroke


I be damned if I work til 75 80 if I’m here, something gonna have to give

 

[Paper Boi]

i wish bernie went that hard at biden

 

[3rd Ward Swangin]

Dumb ass security guards. When I worked security in college, they kept emphasizing to OBSERVE AND REPORT. Too many of these security guards want to be cops so bad.

Especially the white and Mexican one's. White guy thought he was a cop. I told him to walk this fiend from his sister apartment to the bus stop.

The cluc owed the young dude's over there and he was delinquent. So they'd beat his ass every time he showed up. He came early and asked me to walk him out. His dumb ass took too long leaving. By that time shift change and wannabe cop came on.

He earned his stripes that day to get the fiend out of there

They beat the fiends ass, he had to lock him in the apartment get somebody to drive up and throw him in the car getting stole on the whole time. They had to drive out the apartment and cut the Metro off to get him in the bus

The Orleans was a wild ass apartment.

 

[UWasntThere]

I thought the thread title was about the original guy, then the old man came in

Breh was moving at 3 FPS

The first guy is out here moving reckless but when you’re that ugly you don’t have much to lose.