Who in your opinion is the DEFINITION of a "vanilla midget"???

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WHOSE SUCCESS IN THE WRESTLING BUSINESS WOULD I NEED TO BE JEALOUS OF, BROTHER? I BET YOU'RE A VANILLA MIDGET YOURSELF, DUDE!

YOU KNOW WHO I FIRST USED THAT TERM TO DESCRIBE, MEAN GENE? CHRIS BENOIT, BROTHER! AND WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY GAVE HIM THE BALL, DUDE? HIS OVERACHIEVING WAYS AND HIS COMPENSATION FOR HIS HEIGHT AND LACK OF CHARACTER LEAD TO HIM LOSING HIS MIND, KILLING A CHILD, KILLING A WOMAN, AND ENDING HIS OWN LIFE, JACK!

THESE MARSHMALLOW MUNCHKINS CAN'T HANG, BROTHER!
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More boring than a Hogan comeback, I was talking about Diesel anyway.

Sign into your other account this one might have caught feelings:ld:
 

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Vanilla is a flavor so I don't understand the context......

Vanilla is the most basic, bland favor.

What exacty is a vanilla midget?

A very bland type of wrestler under 6'2".

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Yeah....Dean Malenko is usually the first person I think of when I think of a vanilla midget and I actually enjoyed watching him wrestle when I was a kid. :ehh:

Vanilla midgets are the kind of guys you DON'T pick in video games or the guys you don't mind picking as the computer to beat the shyt out of b/c they're so ridiculously boring & cookie-cutter. :snoop:

If he didn't have a few dope parts of his move set, Kofi would probably be on his way to becoming a chocolate midget. Still debatable. :notsure:
 

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So Kevin Nash called guys like Chris Jericho and Eddie Guerrero a vanilla midget to bury them now years later it actually holds weight with people :laugh:
 

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So Kevin Nash called guys like Chris Jericho and Eddie Guerrero a vanilla midget to bury them now years later it actually holds weight with people :laugh:

I was a Nash fan growing up but I can't even think of a single great match he's had besides a few in WWF when he was Diesel :skip: He was definitely wrong for saying that about the WCW Cruiserweights, none of who I would consider to be "vanilla midgets". Even though he said it out of jealousy, the term still applies to some wrestlers.




Guys like Punk, Eddie, Y2J, & Benoit aren't bland or boring. Most people would rather watch their matches over a Nash match any day. To me, vanilla midgets are flippity-floppity wrestlers like M-Dogg, Jack Evans, Jody Fleisch, Evan Bourne, & Amazing Red. They do the same moves in every match & don't know how to sell or have believable offense. Wrestlers like them plagued the indy scene in the early-mid 2000's.




Haven't watched any indy wrestling in years. This is the only thing I've seen from Eddie Edwards & Davey Richards (couldn't tell you who is who), can't give guys that do shyt like this a chance.

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