Who is Your Craziest “Hear Me Out”

[Braman]

Chicks in the OP are grade A hear me outs I’ve gone down a rabbit hole on that chick from Abbot elementary many times. She’s one of them chicks that look better at 60 than she did when she was 30 She sexy AF

Kamala you already know

And I had to google this Primi Patel chick…

Fukin smoke show *white boy voice*

 

[Vandelay]

I've said it multiple times on here....



















Candace Owens...

 

[Dont@Me]

Could quite possibly be the G.O.A.T Threesome...

I've seen more hair combined on Mr. Clean

 

[Buddy]

We just gotta wipe all that greasy ass make up off and I swear to gawd

 

[8WON6]

TSC sends its best regards

 

[987654321]

I would have smashed her in the jumpsuit she wore in “orange is the new black”. Pousey especially……


Even though her cute ass somehow found a way to be a bedwench and bedbuck at the same damn time.

 

[987654321]

Oh dear, here we go.

NOW HERE ME OUT!
MY MIND'S TELLING ME NO!

Spoiler: Put those negs away.

MY BODY'S....MY BODY'S TELLING ME strictly Distiller's era Body Dalle.

I told a friend about her and he hit me with a "so you have a thing for Harley Quinn?" Then he proceeded to laugh at me. Had me all:

Brehs be mean sometimes, man.

Speaking of the devil…

Lil Mama coulda BEEN got folded!

 

[987654321]

We just gotta wipe all that greasy ass make up off and I swear to gawd

There’s no shame in this! I’d have more of a struggle convincing myself to pullout than I would convincing the masses to hear me out. One look and we’d all understand.

 

[Tribal Outkast]

Now you’re taking it too far you degenerate. This is one of the black community’s movie moms she’s off limits.

Spoiler: But since we’re taking it there

A different World era Jenifer Lewis def could get it

 

[Tribal Outkast]

I ain’t ever looked at her like that but ummmmm

 

[At30wecashout]

Oh dear, here we go.

NOW HERE ME OUT!
MY MIND'S TELLING ME NO!

Spoiler: Put those negs away.

MY BODY'S....MY BODY'S TELLING ME strictly Distiller's era Body Dalle.

Not that I think she is UNATTRACTIVE, but I've never thought of Brody Dalle that way. That said, and this isn't me just saying this, Coral Fang is my favorite album of all time. No record has gotten more spins in my discography outside of maybe the combined spins of the first 4 DOOM albums.

 

[Positive Poster]

Careful brothers

The mystics tell us that if you plant your life seeds in dead, barren soil. So shall your fortunes in life be.

Find yourself a woman with a good soul and character to plant your seeds and watch your blessings grow. (Applies to pullout gang too)

Some of the women posted you can tell from the eyes alone that one hit and it’ll take you three months to recover from all kinds of sudden setbacks in your life.

Parking ticket and bird doodoo waiting for you on your whip as soon as you leave her crib

The Creator knows best

 

[Jaguar93]

Mad TV’s Nicole Sullivan and Debra Wilson

 

[Fill Collins]

Oh, I thought you meant an example of someone going like, "x, but hear me out..." irl

I would've mentioned a former friend of mine

He 'randomly" told me he was seeing a transwoman, I told him he's an adult and could do what he wants and it ain't my business

I meant it but in my head I was like, why?

I didn't want told talk about it, but he wouldn't shut up, he blurted out, "she has a penis but she understands me! "

I was like "ok nikka :Manny:" and that made him all passive aggressive

Anyways, mine would be Dee from Wayans Bros, ever since I was a jit I always liked older women, way older

 

[TheJet]

On the account that I know she succ a mean dang a lang