Homeboy Runny-Ray
From Around The Way
we called it a CHIP over here.
and it looked like the regular comcast boxes at the time. it had a chip in it.
we had one all the way up until they scrapped basic cable circa '05-06.
and it looked like the regular comcast boxes at the time. it had a chip in it.
we had one all the way up until they scrapped basic cable circa '05-06.
free cable, playboy, ppv ,hbo
took it for granted too. amazing times, fukkin wack ass digital ruined the fun. what a run tho, what a run 
ahh yes "la cajita" (little box) as my father would call it. my old man cant live without HBO so he always had the newest ones on deck. I remember being home sick from school one day and my old man was doing construction around the house and he let me chill in his room and watch tv. At this time i didnt even know what porn was or that it even existed. So Im watching nickelodeon and im thinking what other channels do they have on this and i got up to channel 99
that was the playboy channel
at first im like
cause it was literally two naked broads on stools playing violin. This is tough for a young man because i have this raging boner and absolutely nothing to do with it. I keep going back and forth so i dont get caught and then it changed to some white broad in ballerina gear getting undressed all sensual and shyt. shyt was awesome. I couldnt wait for my brother to come home so i can show him this shyt. He comes home, parents arent in the room and i show him the playboy channel and its this smoking hot latin bytch playing with herself underneath her work desk. We were both
but then my old man walked in, smacked us upside the head and told us to get outta there. i think my old man was doing the right thing but he was secretly happy his sons weren't homos.
i got to see LIVE tyson bite a chunk of evander holyfield's ear off. I'll never forget it. I got to witness history



. I got caught watching playboy on Martin Luther King day in 98. To this day, my parents will not let that shyt go. Every Martin Luther King day I gotta put up with some kind of porn jokes. I'll never forget those good times though.