sure as hell wasnt raphaels' bytchy ass in the first movie
damn turtle needed a tampon
damn turtle needed a tampon
Who was your favorite Ninja Turtle?
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Donnie always been my favorite but as I’ve gotten older my personality matches Mikey more.
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This turtle shyt really is forever because my grown ass read this and deadass got tight for a split second
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Mikey.
He had Nunchucks.
He loved Pizza.
He loved partying.
And was the only one who consistently kept his blackness, as evident with that smooth ass moonwalk.
Everyone else had some shyt stereotype shyt going, Mike just wanted to have fun.
shyt spoke to me as a kid.
Heck, still speaks to me as a grown ass occasional man child too.
He had Nunchucks.
He loved Pizza.
He loved partying.
And was the only one who consistently kept his blackness, as evident with that smooth ass moonwalk.
Everyone else had some shyt stereotype shyt going, Mike just wanted to have fun.
shyt spoke to me as a kid.
Heck, still speaks to me as a grown ass occasional man child too.
King_Kamala61
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Leo and Ralph was some hoes....
Donnie was my fave, close second Mikey
Donnie was my fave, close second Mikey
The Pledge
If it’s a lie, then we fight on that lie.
I wore glasses as a jit so Don was my dude. Plus breh was smart and quiet.
Peter Popoff
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Growing up in NY, I could totally relate to seeing a bunch of master splinters irl 
- but Mikey was my guy.
- but Mikey was my guy.
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it was between donny and mikey.
i voted mikey.
raphael is boring.
leo is vanilla.
i voted mikey.
raphael is boring.
leo is vanilla.
Mike
Raphael.
Mike cool. he made me like pizza even more. My dad taught me a valuable lesson about being a follower when he let me get small pizza with anchovies on it, then made me finish.
fukk Donatello and his scaring the hoes ass “well akshually” bullshyt.
fukk Leo snitching ass, would got out of doughboy’s car, “come oNnNnN guysssss we’re supposed to be LiStEnInG”, teachers pet, face head ass.
Mike cool. he made me like pizza even more. My dad taught me a valuable lesson about being a follower when he let me get small pizza with anchovies on it, then made me finish.
fukk Donatello and his scaring the hoes ass “well akshually” bullshyt.
fukk Leo snitching ass, would got out of doughboy’s car, “come oNnNnN guysssss we’re supposed to be LiStEnInG”, teachers pet, face head ass.
Mikey for sure as a kid for obvious reasons, he was the most like me.
But as I've gotten older I appreciate Leo much more, the burden of leadership puts things into perspective.
But as I've gotten older I appreciate Leo much more, the burden of leadership puts things into perspective.
LeaveMyHairLineAlone
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Fukk them turtles