Who would win in a fight? One bear vs. every coliBreh

[CopiousX]

more of a fun thread today.




Basically, Evry single coliBreh versus one male grizzly bear. And he thinks you took his cubs.

3 rules



Rule 1 ) no firearms


Rule 2) every coliBreh is transported to the remote woods. And the bear will chase evry one down whether you run away or stay wih the group.

Rule 3) you get 1 hour of prep time

Who would win? I know the bear is big, but there are a few hundred active coli posters.




Even if we ignore the mostly flabby and sick ColiBrehs, we might have a fighting chance with brolic coliBrehs like @Luck and @Son Goku leading the charge. And @Mowgli has a whole hour to teach us his fancy jujitsu Skills too



@Luken might even pull up after winning his seventh WWE title.

 

[OneManGang]

We’re all getting savagely mauled

 

[The Guru]

A small village of 130 pound Indians can kill a bear. What do you think 1000 brolic Samsons with PhDs in astrophysics would do?

 

[King Poetic]

First thing first

Ladies first, follow by the short nikkas and then ill jump in from behind with a sharpen wood stick stabbing bearbreh

 

[MikelArteta]

Easy tie up a poster we hate and after the bear mauls them and falls asleep we kill it

 

[Luke Cage]

I've seen vids of a dozen or so indians beating a bear to death with sticks
Edit: found it here

 

[Mowgli]

We all fashion spears from unbreakable sticks in the woods, form a wide ( and poke that bear to death.

Option 2. Get unbreakable rocks and tie them to unbreakable sticks, work together and give thst bear that pa yaaaaowww


Prep time nihk.

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Easy tie up a poster we hate and after the bear mauls them and falls asleep we kill it

So Nap.

 

[Tres Leches]

A small village of 130 pound Indians can kill a bear. What do you think 1000 brolic Samsons with PhDs in astrophysics would do?

Don’t forget the certs

 

[Bumblebreh]

A small village of 130 pound Indians can kill a bear. What do you think 1000 brolic Samsons with PhDs in astrophysics would do?

The average coli can lift 6 tonnes, and they can land 6 punches in a second.

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Coli brehs posting scrawny ass Indian black bears...This is more in line with what OP was talking about...No doubt a group of us could kill one, but this puts it more into perspective. A couple brehs definitely gonna meet sky daddy though...

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

I’d dig a hole and then cover it, get the bear to chase me then BAM!

 

[TL15]

The stench of just the people running the Napoleon account is enough to ward off a small army of bears

 

[Solomon Lurke]

A small village of 130 pound Indians can kill a bear. What do you think 1000 brolic Samsons with PhDs in astrophysics would do?

Don’t forget the certs

Don’t forget the 6 figures

 

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