onelastdeath
Banned
Ain't tryna marry none of yall no way 


You're too perfecti didn't even do anything![]()

god damn I want to get married
I want a wifethere's a few six figure making, high IT cert brehs on the coli. play dem cards right and snag u one.

I want a wife![]()




@Phoenix_Knightly23 come get this ring. 
All I wanna do is cuddle and watch it's always sunny and drink beer while it's raining outI already got my vows written down![]()
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I ain't fancyMarriage?
Imagine you and your newly christened brehette chillin in the Cayman islands on ya honeymoon and the white bellhop come through like "Your bags, sir" and you call him a cac and ask to see IT Certs
She wanna go chill on the beach and you see a interracial couple and she black out on ole girl and call her a bedwench and snatch off her hair hat because a true Coli brehette would never dare to have such vulgar tendencies such as cac'ing or horse hair.
Or how the maid of honor was thirsting over the grooms men because they are all 6'3 with 7 figure jobs and tyler perry acting credits so your Coli wife hits her with the
Actually.......
that sounds amazing@Phoenix_Knightly23 come get this ring.
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All I wanna do is cuddle and watch it's always sunny and drink beer while it's raining outI ain't fancy

marry?