Whoa whoa whoa HOLD THE PHONE. R U telling me Canadians have their milks in bags??

[Scuti]

Nasty ass roommates prolly bit a hole in the bag w/cheese on they teeth

breh i had to buy my family a designated pair of kitchen scissors cause they started gettin crafty with how they open the bag

inspec the bag and see the plastic open part is all jagged and shyt
like 'i know this wasnt opened with a clean pair of scissors!! '

 

[kp404]

The fukk is an udder

You're a fukking idiot breh, but you are pure comedy :kobedeadagain:

 

[flea]

how's a man supposed to look cool when he wakes up in the middle of the night and he wants a swig of milk?
u gotta fumble a fukking bag and pour it into your mouth like a thot having patron raining down on her

 

[flea]

Nasty ass roommates prolly bit a hole in the bag w/cheese on they teeth

holy fukk i think im gonna vomit

 

[ORDER_66]

I'm sorry I wasn't raised by wolves to know these fukking farm worker terms

you've never been to a farm when you was a kid?!

 

[flea]

you've never been to a farm when you was a kid?!

the fukk? NO a farm? im born n raised in the city. u can say im a bit of a mover and a shaker

 

[ORDER_66]

the fukk? NO a farm? im born n raised in the city. u can say im a bit of a mover and a shaker

I was born and raised in NYC but even we had field trips to an upstate farm and shyt. We seen cows and chickens and I learned goats will eat anything, sonofabytch ate my neck pass!!

 

[Mr.Big Meat McGee]

That milk don't even look like it got the right amount of hormones in it. That's why we breed elite athletes. I need my milk riddled with all types of testosterone in it . Yall milk look like it came from a sheep

Milk actually contains Estrogen... the opposite of Testosterone.

 

[IShotTheSheriff]

This thread got me

Getting to the states from canada and seeing them jugs

Canadian milk is fresher than the shyt we drink. Their chocolate tastes better also.

Then I was hit with the sour taste that purple topped, trap jug held.

 

[flea]

Milk actually contains Estrogen... the opposite of Testosterone.

oh wow you're so smart. im sure you're a blast to have around.

 

[Mr.Big Meat McGee]

The fukk is an udder

oh wow you're so smart. im sure you're a blast to have around.

 

[flea]

I was born and raised in NYC but even we had field trips to an upstate farm and shyt. We seen cows and chickens and I learned goats will eat anything, sonofabytch ate my neck pass!!

New York has farms? am i getting pranked in my own thread? alright guys the joke is over, i've been a good sport long enough. lets start behaving a little more civilized in here new york having farms u dudes kill me

 

[flea]

fukk up nerd

 

[Cuban Pete]

Looks like the fukking flea market off 75th and 27th ave

LMAOOO

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

This guy flea is a straight up moron