Who's making their annual trip to church on Easter?

[AquaCityBoy]

I'm in church every Sunday.

Spoiler

Church being the gym. Sunday is leg day, and I don't skip leg day.

 

[Paradise]

My family already knows the deal.

Paradise only goes to church for two reasons...weddings or funerals.

 

[calixprynce]

Why would a real Christian celebrate a pagan holiday ???

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

My Mom already sent out the annual text message dripping with guilt...

"Am I seeing y'all at service THIS Sunday..???"

I did my best to come up with something before I got hit with the "Are you ignoring me??" Phone call.

The short story is that I'm meeting her after work tomorrow to pick out Easter outfits for my kids....

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

id rather eat a cockroach

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

I don't go to church every Sunday. But I would say I usually go 40-42 Sunday's a year. I did Sunday school for a couple years, and yes I will be going on Easter.

@Colicat
#Yeshewill.

 

[King Jove]

 

[Archangel]

My brothers and sisters, it shall not be called Easter Sunday for Easter is the celebration of the pagan goddess Ishtar. It should be affectionately called Resurrection Sunday for it is the day in which we celebrate the resurrection of the Lord Christ Jesus.

Verily I say unto you, thou shalt not forsake the assembly of yourselves with like minded brethren. Folly is the Christian that worships in the church house only on Resurrection Sunday. We should worship and praise Christ in the house of the Lord with like minded believers weekly. Medicine wouldn't be what it is today if doctors didn't come together in one place and fellowship from time to time. We must do the same. May God bless all of you.

 

[2CT]

i been slacking and ain't joined my Christian brethren for church yet this year but i shall be returning this Sunday

 

[mr.africa]

My brothers and sisters, it shall not be called Easter Sunday for Easter is the celebration of the pagan goddess Ishtar. It should be affectionately called Resurrection Sunday for it is the day in which we celebrate the resurrection of the Lord Christ Jesus.

Verily I say unto you, thou shalt not forsake the assembly of yourselves with like minded brethren. Folly is the Christian that worships in the church house only on Resurrection Sunday. We should worship and praise Christ in the house of the Lord with like minded believers weekly. Medicine wouldn't be what it is today if doctors didn't come together in one place and fellowship from time to time. We must do the same. May God bless all of you.

we have a preacher on the coli

 

[mr.africa]

went last sunday and my church going numbers are close to the double digits for the year, so i'll skip this one!!!

 

[NBA Youngbreh]

I Don't go to church

 

[Estarossa]

I'm only goin' cuz a girl I'm tryna fukk asked me...

 

[Regine Hunter]

Because I'm home, I have no choice

 

[Buckeye Fever]

"Would anybody like to join?!"

*stays seated and avoids eye contact*

This is me everytime i go to church lol.


The deacons put 2 empty chairs at the altar at the end of the service. Then they ask if anyone wants to join. I stand there like