Who's parents were like this?

[LadyJ2]

“Who he gon fight against?”

“He gon fight against YOU!”

 

[MurderToCassette]

My sister pulled this shyt all the time, I knew better than to speak up. Moms would just leave the store when she got fed up

 

[darealvelle]

"CinniMini Crunch".

 

[3:30]

my mom almost left me in the store one time because i kept asking for a jackson 5 album back in the day.
she said you can keep starring at them cassette tapes if you want but i'm leaving. turn around and she was actually gone
had to go the cashier and have them annouce on the PA that i was up there at the front waiting.

..Aint no way You didn’t get in trouble for the end

 

[timeless]

that's hilarious. Thankfully, my mom got us everything we asked for. There was only one rule in the store: DO NOT ACT UP!

 

[Luke Cage]

..Aint no way You didn’t get in trouble for the end

I don't remember if i got a whoopin or not, but i do distinctly remember a savage pinching on the way to the car.
One them pinches where you moms nails touch each other inside your skin. but somehow doesn't cause bleeding.

 

[Lord_nikon]

Mom use to cop me the gobots instead of transformers

 

[OfTheCross]

Funny af

 

[F*ckthemkids]

my mom almost left me in the store one time because i kept asking for a jackson 5 album back in the day.
she said you can keep starring at them cassette tapes if you want but i'm leaving. turn around and she was actually gone
had to go the cashier and have them annouce on the PA that i was up there at the front waiting.

Jackson 5? Damn breh, how old are you?

 

[Luke Cage]

Jackson 5? Damn breh, how old are you?

38, but i was really into MJ in the 90s and wanted all his music.

 

[F*ckthemkids]

38, but i was really into MJ in the 90s and wanted all his music.

Lmao breh... I was worried for a second...Thought we had AARP coli brehs around here.

 

[Blown Moon]

It was hard growing up in pure poverty. We can laugh about it now.

This.

I only had a few fits. I remember this little evil bytch walked up to me and said “I knew you was gonna wear that” in front of a bunch of hoes. Man , I was hurt and embarrassed to the MAX!

I can laugh now because I'm far removed from the sting of that slight and I've grown past caring what people think about what I wear, drive, etc.

What's not funny about that memory is the fact that I went and got fronted a qp a few days later and could've ruined my life on numerous occasions as a low level drug dealer and it would've ultimately been because of some insignificant thot talking shyt one day.

Thank Yah for allowing me to grow beyond that foolishness.



I also thank you for making that bytch obese and still having her live in poverty in the same area.

 

[Luke Cage]

Lmao breh... I was worried for a second...Thought we had AARP coli brehs around here.

I basically discovered him when he released Dangerous, and then worked my way backwards through his discography. a low key was amazed to find hit after hit going back to the 70s. shyt was like hitting the jackpot, never had any other experience like that.

I imagine the closest a kid would get today is if they are big lil wayne fans, and found out he was doing shyt with the hot boys back in the 99 and 2000.

 

[Fillerguy]

After about 6 I stopped asking for shyt, didn't want to be disappointed. Low key why I'm fukked up right now. I find "gifts" suspicious. I get offended when ppl spend money on me. I don't even spend money on myself. It took me over 10 years to change my wardrobe. Bought 2 new pairs of sneakers in over 12 years.

And I haven't been broke enough to justify this behavior since 2014.

 

[old pig]

"Im 9" "im thirsty"

I never understood my parents’ weird obsession with making us wait until we finished our food to drink our juice…why the hell would you put a big ass glass of juice in front of me before you set the plate down and expect me not to drink some???