The last time I was at that Valero at night, this dusty nikka stood behind me with a taser. I kept my cool and kept talking to the Ethiopian cashier chick.
Then he started firing the taser and looking at me like

. I hit him with the

and kept staring. A lot of nikkas are uncomfortable with eye contact like that

.
At that point, I could tell he was thinking, "damn this nikka crazier than I am". But then he didnt look away, so now we are in a staring match and this could go bad very quickly

. So I go " hey how much for the taser?" He said $100. I

, took my change and left.