Why are gas pumps in the worst areas always so slow?

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The last time I was at that Valero at night, this dusty nikka stood behind me with a taser. I kept my cool and kept talking to the Ethiopian cashier chick.
Then he started firing the taser and looking at me like :birdman:. I hit him with the :comeon: and kept staring. A lot of nikkas are uncomfortable with eye contact like that:mjlol:.
At that point, I could tell he was thinking, "damn this nikka crazier than I am". But then he didnt look away, so now we are in a staring match and this could go bad very quickly :merchant:. So I go " hey how much for the taser?" He said $100. I :what:, took my change and left.:whew:
:russ: you gotta be a kid or just really dusty to try to rob people with a taser when you can get a pipe with a couple hundred dollars. Or just plain:demonic:

that tiger mart or that shell on southern on the border of oxon hill is the worse I been too, day or night that spot is filled with :demonic: nikkas.
I defy anyone to point out a worse gas station in the DMV. Any time of day that spot is good for about 4-7 fiends, 3-6 dealers, and 5-6 people just hanging around
 

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In better areas, people tip their gas attendants. I was speaking with this guy who brings home 60 dollars in tips a night.

In the hood, they just be chilling in their bulletproof booth
 

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Seriously though, ive been in affluent neighborhoods with slow pumps and and hoods with slow pumps. Im assuming its just how the pressure system is set up at each gas station. Ive also been to gas stations in the hood that had fast pumps. So much so, I immediately thought these nikkas jipping me on this pump. :patrice:
 

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yoo how the fukk did a conversation about pumpin gas turn into an argument about who is black enough.

:russ:
 

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I think both of you are black I remember that hand pic thread. When we all proved we were black. No need to argue brehs. Let's just watch funny videos.
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Exactly why I smh @ folks who walk down the street staring at their phone with headphones in as well...you’re literally impeding your two most important senses. I never browse my phone when walking down the street, and I always have one earbud out so I can hear things. People stay asking to be a mark, or at minimum get into an accident (trippping over curbs because they’re looking at their phone instead of where they’re walking).
 

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Innocent people get clapped at gas stations everyday.
Come down to Cleveland and get gas at 55th & Woodland. :mjlol:
It’s not the regular dudes you have to worry about.
Man it's spots along Superior or Miles I ain't fukking with either. :francis:

Cleveland. :snoop:
 

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OP is on point ... especially the dusty looking gas stations that look old... might have a name like Habibi’s Gas and Food Mart ... :smh:

I’ve seen a few older, Dusty BPs in certain areas :mjpls: that go slower .


I rarely see Mobil or Shell in certain areas :mjpls:

Always Sunoco , BP, Citgo :snoop:
 
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