Why are goons so dedicated to their employer's cause?

[Norrin Radd]

You spineless cowards clearly know nothing about loyalty and honor to one’s set




Edit: Sorry brehs, Ghosts of Tsushima got me feelin some kinda way

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

Why do bowsers henchmen do it? He’s in a constant pursuit for p*ssy. What treasures can I get a cut of from that?

 

[MidniteJay]

You spineless cowards clearly know nothing about loyalty and honor to one’s set




Edit: Sorry brehs, Ghosts of Tsushima got me feelin some kinda way

Tell that to the OG Band of The Hawk.

 

[obarth]

Tell that to the OG Band of The Hawk.

Why would you bring that up, breh?

 

[The axe murderer]

Tell that to the OG Band of The Hawk.

Cooooooooooooooold blooded

 

[The axe murderer]

It's always funny when these goons see their fellows get slaughtered by a war gawd who shows no signs of slowing down and they have it in their mind that somehow they're gonna be the ones to stop him

 

[Monoblock]

Tell that to the OG Band of The Hawk.

You son of a bytch. How dare you bring that up.

 

[cole phelps]

If I was a goon in Gotham city I'd split once the ass kicking starts, ain't no payday worth recieving the type of pain batman dishes out nightly.

i think you good breh

 

[Blankthawtz]

hilarious....

this is how I felt about old dude from Titanic that stayed with his boss and perished instead of gettin off the boat to save himself....the fukk....

 

[NatiboyB]

I’d hit them so quick with the boss it’s over I’m out of here they got powers and shyt​

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Henchmen were the original essential workers

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Why do bowsers henchmen do it? He’s in a constant pursuit for p*ssy. What treasures can I get a cut of from that?

You don't know what's happening in that castle breh, how you think all those koopa troopers are born

 

[OmegaK2099]

i think you good breh

@Bruce Wayne

 

[old pig]

lmaoooooooooo

he wouldn’t have done that if breh was white tho

 

[Shaman]

That's why I fukk with Uncut Gems so much. The goons did exactly what goons WOULD realistically do

Spoiler

murdered a disrespectful nikka in a short sighted outburst of anger, then said fukk it and clapped the "boss" too when he got mad about it