Why are niggggas so scared of cats?

[Yung Yogurt]

all of my fam/friends be on shook mode as soon as my cat makes an appearance. It almost never fails, my cat is a lil homo anyway. I never even heard her hiss or pop slick like she about that life. Don't get me wrong I don't even like cats like that and wouldn't touch a random 1. But at the end of the day, no lil ass animal that I can pick up and throw or kick across a parking lot is gonna put fear in my heart. My grandfather had 1 of the meanest dogs on earth (i actually think it had rabies) and I witnessed him get the face 1 day when a cat was near him in his yard.

 

[newarkhiphop]

Cats got that voodoo

 

[Yung Yogurt]

Cats got that voodoo

They also got that wet wet, I put it on my cat when she goes into heat. She wouldn't leave me alone for like 2 weeks straight. they freaks yo

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

There have been 5 cats having an orgy outside my window for 3 days now. Meowing loud as hell. Every time I walk outside they're looking like this.

 

[Flay Mayweather]

There have been 5 cats having an orgy outside my window for 3 days now. Meowing loud as hell. Every time I walk outside they're looking like this.

At least someone is out there getting theres

 

[Larry Lobster]

Weird animals

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

At least someone is out there getting theres

The crazy thing is 3 of them look exactly the same. That strawberry blonde/Garfield color. I think I might have to call animal control if they come back today. I can't do cat incest.

 

[Flay Mayweather]

The crazy thing is 3 of them look exactly the same. That strawberry blonde/Garfield color. I think I might have to call animal control if they come back today. I can't do cat incest.

You should,

they spread your area with cat juice and all the neighborhood cats knows where's the party at

 

[Swiggy]

C/S that bullshyt of being afraid of something smaller than you. Punk ass dog try coming at me, I'mma beat it's ass like a child.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

because cats are pure evil and give 0 fukks about anybody. plus nikkas like to let their hands hang off of couches and arm rests and you already know cats(and some dogs) are immediately attracted to the hanging limb

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

You should,

they spread your area with cat juice and all the neighborhood cats knows where's the party at

Oh shyt!

 

[JAY?]

Cuz them nikkas is p*ssy

 

[KingDanz]

At least someone is out there getting theres

that TO smiley caught me off guard

 

[killacal]

We cockblockin cats now

 

[BlackBieber]

Cuz nikkas think cats is demonic. Cats are actually nice as fukk and generally pussies. They wont just square off with you unless theyre cornored and even then theyll prolly like swipe u and try to run away ASAP. I mean like u OP I dont just go approachin random cats but aint no reason to be scared of them.

What I dont understand tho is why arent MORE ppl afraid of squirrels? I feel like im alone in my phobia. Yo these mufukkas look all sorts of demonic. I always try to avoid them. The worse is when they freeze and stare at you from the corner of their eyes, lookin like they finna scratch ur eyes off if u get any closer. And their fidgety jerky movements are so creepy.