Why are niggggas so scared of cats?

[Buckeye Fever]

Back in the late 80s, I went to visit my dad on summer vacation in south bend. He told me to go get something out of the garage. I go in there and it's a cat in there. I walk past it to get something outta the corner. I turn around, and this cat makin some weird noise and has its teeth showin. It had me cornered


I yelled "helllllllllllllllllp!!!!!!!!!!", then everybody came out, got the cat and laughed at me

 

[Illuminatos]

I love cats because they're quiet and keep to themselves most of the time.

I like dogs too but the barking is the WOAT.

I have a neighbor with a big ass dog and I don't know why but everytime I go to sleep that dumbass dog decides it's time to start barking.

shyt was so annoying I started barking back one day and got a dog whistle app for my phone and turned the volume all the way up. But of course it just started barking louder.

I swear I'm gonna throw a brick over that fence one day.

 

[Groanman]

I remember we had a long-haired black cat named Grady.
I swear that cat was part wolf cause he would bite us, growl at us, and snore louder than me.

But whenever he cuddled with us, he was the sweetest thing.