Why are vegans so insufferable

[Methuselah]

Most people don't floss their teeth
Have meat corpse skin stuck between your teeth


If humans were meant to eat meat we wouldn't cook it first, we'd eat it raw.

Human dental health declined drastically with advent of agriculture. Cooking meat also makes it more digestible as well as releasing more calories.

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

I tell vegans this all the time: do you think that animal gives a fukk about you being in danger? You think a pig would care if you were being attacked by another animal or human?

I stopped giving a fukk about how animals felt when me and my brother acted out a home invasion and attack on my grandma to see what her dog would do and son just barked once and started licking his nuts

Nah, no reason this got me laughing this hard

Edit: to be fair you have train the dog breh.

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

idk any vegans

 

[MaxPain]

I was a vegan for a couple years. Did it for health not animals. Never tried to push it on anyone.

How did it feel? Did you feel healthier?

I always wondered if its worth it

 

[CrushedGroove]

My homie and his fam went vegan because meat was messing up his health. He only brings it up when asked or asking a server when we eat out. I know I tend to feel better when I move away from meat, especially red meat.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

They don't have anything (good) to eat

 

[Black Mamba]

fukk these grass eating fukks
Imagine telling me an Haïtian that I can’t eat meat
fukk outta here

 

[ItsPeople]

What kills me about vegans is that they think eating chicken eggs is murder but abortion isn’t.

“See what had happened was”

 

[ItsPeople]

Most people don't floss their teeth
Have meat corpse skin stuck between your teeth


If humans were meant to eat meat we wouldn't cook it first, we'd eat it raw.

 

[Roid Jones]

They are some preachy motherfukkers

 

[ItsPeople]

My homie and his fam went vegan because meat was messing up his health. He only brings it up when asked or asking a server when we eat out. I know I tend to feel better when I move away from meat, especially red meat.

Your breh is aii. That’s different.

 

[Koli_Kat]

What kills me about vegans is that they think eating chicken eggs is murder but abortion isn’t.

Don't think they all think like this but some do

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Do these vegans know that plants, vegetables and fruits are considered living things? So when they’re harvested, those fruits and vegetables are being murdered.

 

[Methuselah]

Don't think they all think like this but some do

If we're talking about ethical vegans that are vegans because of the environment, the meat industry, and climate change, a lot of them do. Most ethical vegans are liberal or progressive, and the vast majority of liberals and progressives are pro-choice.