Why are women so fascinated with my past

dap-man

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Easy solution to your problem dawg.

Step 1: Call up one of your home boys, and tell them to bring a nurf gun. Have him chill up in a bush around McDs in the hood.

Step 2: Take your subburben chick around the hood, and point at things while driving around and talking. Pull up quickly in the McDs parking lot then tell her, "Hold'up I gotta get me some cheese burgers, stay here." She'll comply then run in to buy two cheese burgers off the dollar menu.

Step 3: Send a text message to your home boy to get out the bushes, and pull his nurf gun on her while demanding money. She'll be scared as fukk... but you'll quickly come out of McDs with two cheese burgers in a bag, and come to her resque by throwing one cheese burger at your home boy's back while saying, "Hey get away from my woman punk!" Then your home boy will run off, while she's scared and confused you'll rush to her side while eating the left over cheese burger and hugging her. Then she'll say, "I'm sorry baby, I won't ever ask about your scars again." While crying in to your arms.
 

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Easy solution to your problem dawg.

Step 1: Call up one of your home boys, and tell them to bring a nurf gun. Have him chill up in a bush around McDs in the hood.

Step 2: Take your subburben chick around the hood, and point at things while driving around and talking. Pull up quickly in the McDs parking lot then tell her, "Hold'up I gotta get me some cheese burgers, stay here." She'll comply then run in to buy two cheese burgers off the dollar menu.

Step 3: Send a text message to your home boy to get out the bushes, and pull his nurf gun on her while demanding money. She'll be scared as fukk... but you'll quickly come out of McDs with two cheese burgers in a bag, and come to her resque by throwing one cheese burger at your home boy's back while saying, "Hey get away from my woman punk!" Then your home boy will run off, while she's scared and confused you'll rush to her side while eating the left over cheese burger and hugging her. Then she'll say, "I'm sorry baby, I won't ever ask about your scars again." While crying in to your arms.

i didnt laugh at all :manny:
 

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@r.o.double tell that story
My bad, just came out of a 3 hour meeting at work becuz somebody got killed over the weekend and a bunch of other shyt, but I digress.

I was on the east side of south central trying to get some money. Riding on my bike with my lil 22, I caught two nikkas slipping on the one way next to the freeway. I get what I get, and I get back on the bike.

Tried to take a short cut to get back on Fig and chill and I went down a street and about 10 nikkas from another gang (Swans) was hanging out, they ran up on me. I got caught slipping. I gave up the money I just took, the money I already had, my bike and my lil gun becuz one of them nikkas had a way more bigger gun.

I walked home broke.:yeshrug:
 

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My bad, just came out of a 3 hour meeting at work becuz somebody got killed over the weekend and a bunch of other shyt, but I digress.

I was on the east side of south central trying to get some money. Riding on my bike with my lil 22, I caught two nikkas slipping on the one way next to the freeway. I get what I get, and I get back on the bike.

Tried to take a short cut to get back on Fig and chill and I went down a street and about 10 nikkas from another gang (Swans) was hanging out, they ran up on me. I got caught slipping. I gave up the money I just took, the money I already had, my bike and my lil gun becuz one of them nikkas had a way more bigger gun.

I walked home broke.:yeshrug:


looks like you got that instant karma too :skip:

:manny: fukk it shyt happens.

Every hardship I ever endured, even due to my own stupidity, just made me the strong man i am now
 
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