Why Are Yall so Trash at Pullin Out??

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Serious fukkin question


Another one of my brehs just hit me up today like "Damn bro i messed up. I got her pregnant"


What kind of shyt is that? "I messed up"??

A "mess up" is putting a fork in a microwave oven, not a baby in a oven feel me?



Now hes trying to plan a 2 month wedding to get married before his traditional Nigerian father figures out and kills him



Yall bring undue stress into your lives. You have the power to create life and you rely on some latex balloon to stop it??



If you cant pullout, you deserve whatever bad happens to you

This post was brought to you by Get Her Pregnant Brehs #GHPB we fukkin these hoes to sleep

 

[Devilinurear]

He made me his best man and his wedding is a week after mine.

Selfish ass mfer

I feel you best man duty sucks

 

[Gold]

This post was brought to you by Get Her Pregnant Brehs #GHPB we fukkin these hoes to sleep

Yall so selfish

 

[dj-method-x]

So you are a child murderer as well?

Those situations resulted in 2 miscarriages you judgmental fakkit.

I did get another one of my girlfriend's pregnant at 16 though. Her mom made her get it an abortion. I had to take her to go get it, AND pay for it (a nikka only had a job at White Castle at the time so that was like a whole damn summer's savings). Very traumatic experience for me. I was scared to have sex for a whole year after that. I still trip off of the fact that I coulda had a kid that was 20 today. Yet, I'm still pro-choice. That girl ended up being a psychopathic stalker, who ended up having 2 kids by a future inmate a couple of years later btw.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

When it starts sounding like Kraft MAC and Cheese
And she leg locks around your hips
Just can’t help it

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Listen i went to Christian school. We weren't educated about sex.

This. Classic example of when our parents are too overprotective and secluded. When we finally break out from that, gain independence and start exploring (which I suspect happened with your friend) - Life comes at you fast. My parents didn't let me do a lot of the same activities as other girls in our neighborhood, strict household - there's a good and bad to that.

 

[Gold]

When it starts sounding like Kraft MAC and Cheese
And she leg locks around your hips
Just can’t help it

YOU HAVE TO RESIST THIS BREH!!!

COME ON

 

[Hey_zeus]

nikkas don't know their stroke number.

 

[Gold]

This. classic example of when our parents are too overprotective and secluded. When we finally break out from that, gain independence and start exploring (which I suspect happened with your friend) - Life comes at you fast.

I legit didnt know what a wetdream was the first time I had it.

Thought my dikk malfunctioned

 

[xCivicx]

Serious fukkin question


Another one of my brehs just hit me up today like "Damn bro i messed up. I got her pregnant"


What kind of shyt is that? "I messed up"??

A "mess up" is putting a fork in a microwave oven, not a baby in a oven feel me?



Now hes trying to plan a 2 month wedding to get married before his traditional Nigerian father figures out and kills him



Yall bring undue stress into your lives. You have the power to create life and you rely on some latex balloon to stop it??



If you cant pullout, you deserve whatever bad happens to you

I'm #teamfukkacondom in most situations, so I've had to be EXTREMELY proficient at pulling out, which I am

32 with no kids

It's called discipline

 

[Apollo Creed]

I posted about this before, but I got one of my exes pregnant twice. I used to always pull out. I am the opposite of @skeetsinternal, I always c my nut. I actually have a fetish for seeing my juices of life on a woman's skin lol.

Anyway, I asked my doctor how this could be possible when I always pull out. He asked me how often I go multiple rounds with my girl in one night. He said that if you ever go multiple rounds MAKE SURE YOU PISS BEFORE ROUNDS.

He said the pull out method is very effective. Basically as effective as wearing a condom. This is because pre-cum has no usable sperm in it....UNLESS YOU HAVE A EJACULATED RECENTLY. If you are going multiple rounds, after the first, if you have not urinated, there is an extremely high chance that there will be LIVE SPERM IN YOUR PRE-CUM. Since you can't really tell when your pre-cum is released, the pullout method is then rendered useless.

I haven't gotten a girl pregnant since he told me that...

But as you see, just merely pulling out is not at all full proof.

yeah in between rounds I always go to the bathroom rinse and make sure nothing is left.

 

[Gold]

I'm #teamfukkacondom in most situations, so I've had to be EXTREMELY proficient at pulling out, which I am

32 with no kids

It's called discipline

See this is what im talking about.

Its very possible you just have to be DISCIPLINED

 

[xCivicx]

Pregnancy can happen off precum

Not entirely accurate...

 

[dj-method-x]

when it comes to preventing pregnancy
pull out is 75-80% effective
condoms are 90%+ effective
abstinence/celibacy 100%

For people who pull out CORRECTLY, the pullout method is 90+ percent effective as well according to studies.

 

[Neil Tyson]

leg lock

 

[T'krm]

Explain why i have 0 kids and skeets has 11 then ??

Should've clarified and said not an effective form of contraception,long-term
Lot of factors go into pregnancy- not as cut n dry as civilians(non-medically trained) think. Long story short, u've either been lucky, or unaware(abortion). Still on bided time, though.