Why are you single?

Lucky_Lefty

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You live an hour away. The p*ssy gonna be drier than biltong by the time they get there :mjcry:.
hahahaha.....this chick I hang with from time to time tried to get me to eat some billtong.....I'd rather eat one of those pies breh told me not to try instead....i'll get'em back moist....I'll send my driver to scoop them while a Skin Diamond flick plays in the back seat. I'll import the ass if i have to
 

rogue_riezo

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hahahaha.....this chick I hang with from time to time tried to get me to eat some billtong.....I'd rather eat one of those pies breh told me not to try instead....i'll get'em back moist....I'll send my driver to scoop them while a Skin Diamond flick plays in the back seat. I'll import the ass if i have to

That dude is not your breh. Biltong is like beef jerky but better, it's piff. Best made by Afrikaaners though, stay away from Woolworths bought biltong :huhldup:.

In that case, I'll try and assemble a squad when classes reopen and make the trek to Hatfield then.
 

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Why do men ask This like there are so many definitions of a good man?
A good man takes care of business, is faithful, kind, takes care of his family loves,his woman and protects his woman and fam, Etc.

I had a witty, ostentatious retort, but ill just dap and wish you luck in finding your mate.

:obama:

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wild100sboy

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I love the feeling of doing what I want and not having to check in :scusthov: or her bickering about who, what, where, when and why.

and the amount of cheddar you stack while single :ohlawd:
 
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