Why bidets are better than using just toilet paper

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I don’t have a bidet so I gotta use TP, baby wipes and wash cloth to keep my ass fresh.

Dry paper does not clean your a$$holes brehs and brehettes. Especially you brehettes. Many times I Bent a bytch over and almost vomited cause I got uppercut with funk or saw old tiny pieces of TP in her a$$hole.
 

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Dry paper does not clean your a$$holes brehs and brehettes. Especially you brehettes. Many times I Bent a bytch over and almost vomited cause I got uppercut with funk or saw old tiny pieces of TP in her a$$hole.

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Toliet tissue when you think about it is nasty as hell. Wiping dry ass paper on your butt hole probably smearing all those feces and bacteria you can't see in that area. Then getting up and think that shyt is clean.

Bidets > TP.

Thinking of buying one of these for my toliet when I can.
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I don’t have a bidet so I gotta use TP, baby wipes and wash cloth to keep my ass fresh.

Dry paper does not clean your a$$holes brehs and brehettes. Especially you brehettes. Many times I Bent a bytch over and almost vomited cause I got uppercut with funk or saw old tiny pieces of TP in her a$$hole.
:jawadi1: the answer to that isn't a bidet but a shower
No one should be fukking before a shower. Only excuse is if its wifey and its like an early morning first thing you wake up type of thing. But I've been with my girl forever and if I know we're about to get down, we both clean up. "I'll be right back" followed by a trip to the restroom for a quick wash is common.
 

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Need a spritz up the ass to feel fresh brehs :dame:
 
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Toliet tissue when you think about it is nasty as hell. Wiping dry ass paper on your butt hole probably smearing all those feces and bacteria you can't see in that area. Then getting up and think that shyt is clean.

Bidets > TP.

Thinking of buying one of these for my toliet when I can.
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Save your money breh..Those shyts are overpriced..Just get you one of those $35.00 joints off of Amazon...same effect


 
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