church is only good for thots
Why Black Men Don't Go To Church
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Go to churches in 2015 breh!
I remember at my church I was the black sheep; nikkas thought I was going to be a bum in life and was going to be in prison. They never said shyt to me when I was a kid and they had there favorites at church; I called them the jesus kids. The jesus kids would be all in the chruch singing, giving testimonials and always had some bullshyt praise report. Long story short those were the kids that were turned out to be bums and all them nikkas got kids and the females dont know who the dads are or the dads left them. Then there were the girls that turned gay and some nikka that changed himself into a female lol.
My mom still calls me and tells me what going on at the church and one day the pastor told my mom he wanted to talk to me because I graduated from college and he wants me to talk in front of the church. I was like no and I told my mom; so now this clown wants to talk to me since all the jesus kids turned out to be bums. I dont hate jesus I still love him and I dont care what anybody has to say about that. Also I dont care who the next person worships or if you dont believe. To each it's own.
I go back to church once in a while too stunt on them nikkas that thought I was going to be a bum lol and also too make my mom look good as a parent. I roll in that thang looking fresh and my mom starts smiling and I still sit in the back and when church is over I dip and take my mom to breakfast.
My mom still calls me and tells me what going on at the church and one day the pastor told my mom he wanted to talk to me because I graduated from college and he wants me to talk in front of the church. I was like no and I told my mom; so now this clown wants to talk to me since all the jesus kids turned out to be bums. I dont hate jesus I still love him and I dont care what anybody has to say about that. Also I dont care who the next person worships or if you dont believe. To each it's own.
I go back to church once in a while too stunt on them nikkas that thought I was going to be a bum lol and also too make my mom look good as a parent. I roll in that thang looking fresh and my mom starts smiling and I still sit in the back and when church is over I dip and take my mom to breakfast.
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Tropical Fantasy
Superstar
My church is really good, my pastors are HARD on single mothers and we have Black & Dominican Jesus. Lots of families go to my church too
Dude makes a lot of valid points though, black churches are def geared towards women
Dude makes a lot of valid points though, black churches are def geared towards women
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Detroit Wave
Veteran
Believe in the god that slave masters forced upon your enslaved ancestors brehs 
Poh SIti Dawn
Staying Positive, Getting Better Everyday. Holler!
Lmao how you use the phrase false flagging and the word church in the same sentence.
Or podcasts
They be finished with their sermons in one hour too unlike them negros taking 2-3 hrs to say absolutely nothingnikkas still go to church, but they go to white churches just to check out PAWGs
timothy_strickland
BRUHZ
They be finished with their sermons in one hour too unlike them negros taking 2-3 hrs to say absolutely nothing
More time for PAWGing then
Them kak pastors know the priorities for the black sheep flock.
Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
Somebody got to pay for Pastor's mansion & Bentley
It aint gone be me
It aint gone be me
FLORIDA BOI
All Star
I all ways had 2 issues with church sense I was a kid
Either god thinks black people are sh!t people of earth or he is playin a hell of a joke on us because we are truly the most hated race of people on the planet
The end of days .... last days ....so when black folks was getting they asses lynched . Killed put into slavery that wasnt the end of days?
O Indians whole world was destroyed when their land was taken over diseases they couldn't handle whole tribes of people are gone that wasn't the END OF DAYS?
I'm pretty sure the people in south America thought it was the LAST DAYS when the Spanish took all they shi!t and fukked u their civilization .. but no it was beginning if a great thing for Christians
Something ain't right here to me
Either god thinks black people are sh!t people of earth or he is playin a hell of a joke on us because we are truly the most hated race of people on the planet
The end of days .... last days ....so when black folks was getting they asses lynched . Killed put into slavery that wasnt the end of days?
O Indians whole world was destroyed when their land was taken over diseases they couldn't handle whole tribes of people are gone that wasn't the END OF DAYS?
I'm pretty sure the people in south America thought it was the LAST DAYS when the Spanish took all they shi!t and fukked u their civilization .. but no it was beginning if a great thing for Christians
Something ain't right here to me
Pastors be eating on the low
A lot of preachers are responsible for women initiating divorce, both with their words and actions. 
When we talk about women being the ones initiating divorce the majority of the time, think about where and who gives them the idea that it's a good idea.
When we talk about women being the ones initiating divorce the majority of the time, think about where and who gives them the idea that it's a good idea.