Why can't women ever decide where they want to eat?

[O³ (O cubed)]

I've learned the the hard way to say where you're going to eat rather than give an option.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I feel it. But you wouldn't think it was rude if I came back to the window in between you and the driver?

I mean yeah.
That's why I ask them if they got the ____.
shyt you can typically tell by the weight of the bag that what you ordered is in there.
If you ordered 4 burritos from Taco Bell, you can hold the bag and feel if it's 4 in there.
But if you sitting at the window searching for everything in a bag, eating fries at the bottom and shyt then that's bullshyt

 

[null]

#PAWGset can't relate

 

[Wildin]

This!

Me: "I'm about to order some Oxtails do you want anything?"
Her: "I'm not hungry. I don't want anything."

*Food gets here*

Her: "Get I get a piece?!"

Me: "You said you didn't want anything. Only one..."

Her: *Eats half my plate*

Breh:

This is disrespect.

That's all it is.

Its not cute. It's not funny.

Never in the history of the world, and certainly in any other country do women do this.

Can you imagine coming home from working in the mines, your wife made you a dinner, then she picks off your plate?

You think in the 50's men were coming home from the steel plant, wife made them a plate and they gonna pick off the shyt?

My ladies head wouldn't even ponder the thought. I get back from running 5-10 miles or riding 15 miles on the mountain bike trail only to make some food myself, bring some food home, have food delivered or have her fix me a plate, for her to look at me or see me sitting there and have the nerve to be like "oooh lemme get a bite."

This is some cac shyt. And just disrespectful.

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

 

[ThrobbingHood]

But it’s sexist when you point out women aren’t great leaders.

Female President: “we’re putting sanctions on Russia Putin!”

Putin: “But what did I do?”

Female President: “You should know what you did!”

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme*