Why can't women ever decide where they want to eat?

[Dont@Me]

You would think that but then they complain.
Her: idk what I wanna eat
Breh: I'ma get this Chinese
Her: I'm tired of Chinese
Breh:

That shyt infuriated me to NO end breh

 

[UnQuantized]

I increasingly feel women troll men just to get a reaction

 

[Pool_Shark]

The crazy part too is women eat. And if you weren't around they would find something for their appetite. Something about the equation makes the solution a heavy ass question mark

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Don't take no broad to a drive through.

These hoes will ask to go to Wendy's, you drive there, ask her as you pulling in if she know what she wants...she says yeah but by the time you get to the menu board, they still tryna figure it out while you telling the speaker "gimme a minute" sitting there like .
Then she can't figure out what side and drank she want.

THENNN when you get the food, she like "don't pull off yet. I'm tryna make sure everything right in the bag while y'all at the window.

AND THENNNNNN y'all get back to the spot and she bytching cuz it ain't no hot sauce/ketchup in the bag.

Nah. This me too. Especially checking the bag.

Bra. Have you ever been at McDonald's late night, w/ the drive thru line down the street around the corner, you order a gang of shyt, and they forget like a meal worth of stuff?

I know you not fina go back around to get yo shyt back. And you can park and walk up to the window, but now you possibly opening up a whole nother can of worms. Nah man get my shyt right the 1st time

 

[DJSmooth]

You would think that but then they complain.
Her: idk what I wanna eat
Breh: I'ma get this Chinese
Her: I'm tired of Chinese
Breh:

This!

Me: "I'm about to order some Oxtails do you want anything?"
Her: "I'm not hungry. I don't want anything."

*Food gets here*

Her: "Get I get a piece?!"

Me: "You said you didn't want anything. Only one..."

Her: *Eats half my plate*

Breh:

 

[Knowledge]

Thought I was the only one. I can jam my wife up by throwing any menu at her and tell her to choose. She will ask for shyt not even on the menu. And she has no problem trying to go and order from places 10 minutes before closing. Females, get y’all lives together!

 

[Amo Husserl]

You should stop asking them and get something to eat while she's with you.

 

[BlackJesus]

Hmmm they all always know all the expensive places they wanna eat. Why is that?

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Nah. This me too. Especially checking the bag.

Bra. Have you ever been at McDonald's late night, w/ the drive thru line down the street around the corner, you order a gang of shyt, and they forget like a meal worth of stuff?

I know you not fina go back around to get yo shyt back. And you can park and walk up to the window, but now you possibly opening up a whole nother can of worms. Nah man get my shyt right the 1st time

shyt I don't do that.
If anything, I'll pull into a parking spot and check my bag.
It's folks waiting behind you plus the workers got a timer in there on how a car is in the drive thru.
Holding everybody up while you eating fries and searching ya bag at the window is bullshyt all around.
Might as well just ask "you got the _____ right?" Then drive off


(I worked McDonald's, Burger King and Taco Bell)

 

[Cladyclad]

Because she's not the one paying

This a 1000%

My girl and I went through this.i said ok u gon pay for it since u bs’ing. She switched up quick as hell and just accepted whatever I wanted

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

This!

Me: "I'm about to order some Oxtails do you want anything?"
Her: "I'm not hungry. I don't want anything."

*Food gets here*

Her: "Get I get a piece?!"

Me: "You said you didn't want anything. Only one..."

Her: *Eats half my plate*

Breh:

See I'm glad I'm Vegan cuz people hate anything remotely healthy anyways so I don't typically have to worry about people asking for my food. (Besides my cousin)
Plus these women can't take REAL spicy food anyways


I open my food....

Her: whatchu got?
Me: This Crispy Beef (vegan of course)
Her: lemme taste
Me: i got it extra spicy
Her: NVM. I got ulcers
Me:

 

[KidJSoul]

Because they want you "just get it" aka they want you to be observant and lead the way

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Thought I was the only one. I can jam my wife up by throwing any menu at her and tell her to choose. She will ask for shyt not even on the menu. And she has no problem trying to go and order from places 10 minutes before closing. Females, get y’all lives together!

I had a chick do that shyt last year.
Wanna wait til damn near 10.
Then didn't even put in the Door dash notes the gate code so the people came and then left.
Now we gotta do a refund and find a whole different place to order from......
I wasn't even hungry no more

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Because they want you "just get it" aka they want you to be observant and lead the way

Hell naw cuz these hoes be wanna act picky.
I'll be damned if I pay for something she not gone eat. (If it's something I don't even eat)

Better just start getting them some Kid nuggets or something. They eat like children anyways

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

shyt I don't do that.
If anything, I'll pull into a parking spot and check my bag.
It's folks waiting behind you plus the workers got a timer in there on how a car is in the drive thru.
Holding everybody up while you eating fries and searching ya bag at the window is bullshyt all around.
Might as well just ask "you got the _____ right?" Then drive off


(I worked McDonald's, Burger King and Taco Bell)

I feel it. But you wouldn't think it was rude if I came back to the window in between you and the driver?