Why couldn't Johnny Bravo get a girl?

Yah-Yah

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There's nothing wrong with:cape:on occasion, u may meet the one you wanna spend the rest of your life with that way. Then again I could be speaking from years of conditioning that all men will :cape:for me... Fawckin cartoons
From what thecoli has taught me you sound like a simp :manny:
 

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I mean other than the fact he lived with his moms :pachaha:

:dwillhuh:Dude was buff(he skipped leg days though), kept his hair straight at all times, always had a pair of shades on.had a fresh opening line for every chick he hit on. He wasn't afraid to holla at any bad bytch out here yet he always got denied. No numbers, no buns, no play what so ever. :mjlol:



Why was this dude never arrested for sexual harassment :patrice:


Because the women in Johnny Bravo are not like women in reality. The women in Johnny Bravo seem to be able to discern bullshyt when they see it.:mjpls:
Women in reality are becoming more like your typical male and thus more like Johnny Bravo.
 

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Because the women in Johnny Bravo are not like women in reality. The women in Johnny Bravo seem to be able to discern bullshyt when they see it.:mjpls:
Women in reality are becoming more like your typical male and thus more like Johnny Bravo.
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I mean other than the fact he lived with his moms :pachaha:




Forgot dude lived with his mom. Poor guy's only friends were his mom, pops, and the little girl scout. That was probably half the problem right there. Creeping chicks out by always rolling solo. What the hell did he even do for work? Anyway, you can't hate on dude. He was resilient as fukk...got rejected a million times and just kept it moving or tried again instead of going on the net to bytch about it or blaming anyone else. He could've done without the tornado-stripping in the middle of conversation though.

"How many times do I have to tell you that I have a boyfriend?" :mjbytchpls:

"Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two." :smugbron:

:mjpls:

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cuz that nikka aint go the juice. he got his spicy latina hood rat jacked by a old man
 
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