It was created by a dude named Van Partible, maybe women had hands in the writing
Why couldn't Johnny Bravo get a girl?
- Thread starter Yah-Yah
- Start date
Go to a club, see a girl by herself (temporary) and say some off-the-wall shyt about her appearance.
FLYINHAWAIIAN
Vegan For a Reason
You said being blunt with humor.
This post here is not showing what I was asking for.
off-the-wall shyt, when saying it to women, they may respond as
, but if you never let up, they secretly be 
and even 
Forgot dude lived with his mom. Poor guy's only friends were his mom, pops, and the little girl scout. That was probably half the problem right there. Creeping chicks out by always rolling solo. What the hell did he even do for work? Anyway, you can't hate on dude. He was resilient as fukk...got rejected a million times and just kept it moving or tried again instead of going on the net to bytch about it or blaming anyone else. He could've done without the tornado-stripping in the middle of conversation though.
"How many times do I have to tell you that I have a boyfriend?" :mjbytchpls:
"Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two." :smugbron:
That dude looks abnormal!!!
FLYINHAWAIIAN
Vegan For a Reason
off-the-wall shyt, when saying it to women, they may respond as
Still not the answer I was looking for but I feel u
london
I CATFISH'D YO MOMMA
"Anybody tell you that I have beautiful eyes?"
lool that line killed me, i'm gunna try it for a joke
Not really you specifically but you agree with a man throwing on the cape for a woman he feels is the one
how do you figure people know who that one is 
People get married to a person ain't nothing special about them. People just settle down.
You think Johnny Bravo would stop hollering at bytches if he found "the one"
Because the women in Johnny Bravo are not like women in reality. The women in Johnny Bravo seem to be able to discern bullshyt when they see it.
Women in reality are becoming more like your typical male and thus more like Johnny Bravo.
Well damn.
So in reality Johnny Bravo would be slanging pork is what you're saying???
His self confidence was over 9000.
That last clip was killer. "They went to spread the word" lmao
But he talked more about himself than trying to get to know them. Reeks of insecurity and approval seeking. That coupled with his obsessive vanity points him out as a typical narcissist.
That last clip was killer. "They went to spread the word" lmao
But he talked more about himself than trying to get to know them. Reeks of insecurity and approval seeking. That coupled with his obsessive vanity points him out as a typical narcissist.
Kenny West
Veteran
Tone down the compliments, supplication and the shirt ripping off shyt and Johnny Bravo game would probably work a bit irl. Some of dude's lines was 
He'd have hoes on deck in real life.
Edit: iirc he succeeded in bagging some jawns, but they were always crazy or werewolves or some off the wall shyt. Normal bytches can't handle the John
He'd have hoes on deck in real life.
Edit: iirc he succeeded in bagging some jawns, but they were always crazy or werewolves or some off the wall shyt. Normal bytches can't handle the John
"Anybody tell you that I have beautiful eyes?"
lool that line killed me, i'm gunna try it for a joke
...with sunglasses on. :deadcena1:
Did he ever take those off in the show