Why couldn't Johnny Bravo get a girl?

[luckyse7enz]

Did he ever take those off in the show

Technically...

 

[Trillion]

The biggest lie of your childhood was that people like Johnny Bravo don't get p*ssy.

REAL TALK

 

[HiphopRelated]

Bravo is the opposite of a simp, dude gave less than a fukk about the opinions,values or emotional state of the women he approached

 

[swimmingpools]

He was too thirsty.

 

[Will Ross]

The show was made to make fun of the alpha male.

 

[mrken12]

The biggest lie of your childhood was that people like Johnny Bravo don't get p*ssy.

He lived with his mother, had zero game, and his only friends were an annoying little girl and a nerd. Do you really think he was getting women?

And people asked whether women played a role in the show's writing. I think that they did since the unnecessary beatdowns that he got from women who rejected him seemed like some feminist fantasies.

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

and nikkas like basketball. Lemme go find you a chick shaped like a spalding.

 

[Yah-Yah]

Forgot dude lived with his mom. Poor guy's only friends were his mom, pops, and the little girl scout. That was probably half the problem right there. Creeping chicks out by always rolling solo. What the hell did he even do for work? Anyway, you can't hate on dude. He was resilient as fukk...got rejected a million times and just kept it moving or tried again instead of going on the net to bytch about it or blaming anyone else. He could've done without the tornado-stripping in the middle of conversation though.

"How many times do I have to tell you that I have a boyfriend?" :mjbytchpls:

"Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two." :smugbron:

you win my nikka

 

[Wildin]

So how does the coli expect you to act towards females


How does someone from the coli approach a girl?

oh, ok your new here. Use the search function search hardonhoes, #hardonhoes, #HOH and if you can search phrase just "hard on hoes" the movement is movin breh

 

[Yah-Yah]

oh, ok your new here. Use the search function search hardonhoes, #hardonhoes, #HOH and if you can search phrase just "hard on hoes" the movement is movin breh

Y'all nikkas are ruthless out here on females

 

[DrX]

he shot to damn high....u need paper and resources for dimes...he shouldve turned a 6 into a 9

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I had to go back and watch some old episodes off the strength of this thread.

The episode where me met a chick online and it turned out to be an antilope Motherfukker got catfished!

 

[DrX]

the writers hated on him tho because brav had enough self confidence and no fear of rejection....his p*ssy #s shouldve been higher

 

[ORDER_66]

Over Aggressive.... Also i noticed he always went after the chicks who wasnt feeling him anyways... but then again that was the writer that made that choice to fukk him up constantly like a running punchline. like the coyote will never catch the road runner...

 

[TRFG]

Facts. I used to read the misc threads. Bunch of lames over there