Why did God create short people?

[Bubba T]

Imagine living your life with so much insecurity that you ponder silly stuff while people live in poverty, famine, and disease.

 

[Rozay Oro]

#ShortGang is lovely and many ladies are short too. Not everyone of them want a 6ft man. Sure I take L’s but I’ve gotten cuties. Don’t lose hope my fellow lil brehs.

 

[Kingshango]

For entertainment. You ever notice most entertainers are short? God made them to entertain

Case in point:

 

[Wallychamp]

@Billy Ocean asks this question everyday...

 

[Womb Raider]

Don’t ask why God made us short, ask why God chooses to kill babies instead of tall people

 

[George's Dilemma]

Which sin?

Ever since partaking of fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. Sin and death were introduced which meant the introduction of imperfection. That's when short dudes started appearing.

 

[Neuromancer]

Ever since partaking of fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. Sin and death were introduced which meant the introduction of imperfection. That's when short dudes started appearing.

But no children were born before that though.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

"Easier to reach the coochie my son"

 

[Neuromancer]

How tall are you?

If you're 5'8" or under, just kill yourself now.

If you're 5'9" to 5'11" just be comfortable with the fact that any woman you meet is going to cheat on you, and demand you be her beta male provider while doing so.

I've tried to kill myself it didn't work. You know what's funny? My dad was 5'8 and he was the guy my sisters mom cheated with on a 6' guy. And then the guy took care of my sister thinking she was his. How is that possible?

 

[Neuromancer]

So they could test out sling shots for taller people

You mean kill taller people? How did David kill Goliath?

 

[SleezyBigSlim]

I mean real question. I'm short, I'm gonna live longer than most people taller than me. But why did God make short people if women don't like us?

Spoiler

troll thread.

You probably would've been considered tall in biblical times

 

[Neuromancer]

You probably would've been considered tall in biblical times

Probably. Everyone was short back then I heard.

 

[Kasgoinjail]

That was no god, that was Genghis Khan.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

You mean kill taller people? How did David kill Goliath?

Goliath was an 8ft Nephilim mercenary hired by the Philistines to intimidate the tall Israeli soldiers in the battle of Michmash. All of the Israelites were scared of Goliath except a runt named David. Goliath got his dome literally rocked

 

[Neuromancer]

That was no god, that was Genghis Khan.

I'm not Asian. I'm not even a little Asian.