Why did guys like LL cool J he was a scumbag

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my uncles and dad useta trip out on ll... they got everything that nikka dropped

they hated ice t...for whatever reason...

everytime my uncle smashed another nikka;s broad he would always say puddin is delicious lol

they said my uncle tank was a damn fool at the summit in 87 when the def jam tour came to houston
 

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Yeah, in his book that dropped back in the day, he was talking about going after pregnant chicks and carrying a garbage bag full of porn VHS tapes on tour with him, lol.

LL was a wild dude.

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yeah. I remember one part he talked about having to masturbate real quick and finding the safest spot out in the city or some shyt.
 

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Half of his songs was trying to take your girl or he did take her when you was gone :mjtf:



















It's more songs in his career I'm not posting all but them are samples


L is basically like Drake if he actually grew up in the culture and had real street credibility. He was always out here violating.
 

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I never had him in my top 10....but this thread has me re-evaluating my list :wow:
Put em in there breh ..lol top 6 atleast .. he is what Aubrey wanna be

Imagine Drake making goin back to Cali … ion think so

Imagine Drake livin in Cali somebody broke in his house and he beats the fukk out of em … lol
 

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:youngsabo:Because Ladies Love Cool James, that’s why.

LL is the most hilarious extra rapper ever:pachaha:

Your favorite rapper’s uncle. GOAT.
The fact this nikka scalp was the biggest mystery in hip hop lol then fubu came and he gave glimpse of the acorn lol
 

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In his book he recounts how he fukked a pregnant girl off stage then got on stage and suddenly felt guilty. Like that was his moment where he changed.

I always thought that dirty but in a bad way.

He was also about baby oil before Puffy was.

It's all in his book.

He's cool but I'd rather listen to other goats.
 

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my uncles and dad useta trip out on ll... they got everything that nikka dropped

they hated ice t...for whatever reason...

everytime my uncle smashed another nikka;s broad he would always say puddin is delicious lol

they said my uncle tank was a damn fool at the summit in 87 when the def jam tour came to houston

"Puddin is delicious" is so classic!!

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LL was/is someone that all the playas can relate to.

Regular guys wanna be him.

Cool nikkas are just a different version of him.

Gonna be honest but Gen X men must have been given testosterone injections with that lead poisoning. Just watching a nikka like him or even Michael Irvin...is fukking exhausting.

Millenial/Gen Z brehs just wanna smash a big booty sista, sit down, smoke a blunt and play video games.

These nikkas born in the 60s and early 70s wanna fukk every broad in the club from 10pm to 8 am, snort coke, eat steak and eggs, rob a liquor store, work a 9 to 5, slang rocks, join the local Crip set, hit up the playground for some runs on the court, do 10 dozen pull ups/crunches/push ups and hit the mall up to pull more females.

Battery pack azz nikkas :russ: :lolbron:
 
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