why did the tomato blush when it opened the fridge?
- Thread starter charmander
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whats brown and rhymes with snoop?
dr dre
dr dre
ndthentherewasx
El Capitan
We need more of these threads 
ndthentherewasx
El Capitan
What is the rapper Plies favorite tool
A pair of plies
Negged
Smokin Rider
I been official
What do bees use to get their hair done?
A honeycomb
A honeycomb
a wizard is a man.what do you call a wizard in the desert
a sandwich
joke would be more accurate as the following:
What do you call a sorceress in the desert....a sandwitch! hawhawwww
awkwardblackgirl
Shakara
A homeless man goes to a farmer and asks for a tomato. the farmer looks at him and says, "no". the homeless man comes back, but this time with a dollar and tries to buy the tomato. the farmer still says no. The homeless man comes back one last time with $10, but again he was denied the tomato. Finally the homeless man asks, "why cant i buy a tomato?"
the farmer answers,
the farmer answers,
"Eat a dikk nikka, cause i said so. now get ya dirty ass out my store bytch boy "
"
i put glitter all over my scrotum the other day. it was pretty nuts
Amare's Right Hook
Southeast World Champion
^ i would tell you a time travelling joke but you didnt like that neither
KingFreeman
Barely-Known Member
what do you call a wizard in the desert
Stealing this
a sandwich
Ok switch it up to yo momma jokes now!
How does your momma turn off the lights after slamming ass?
How does your momma turn off the lights after slamming ass?
She closes my car door.
