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what's paul heyman's nickname for sable?

the one who gets railed from behind from the man behind the 1 in 21 and 1.
 
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- You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When...
- On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".

- You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When...
- You call a beer by your name.

- You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When...
- Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws.

- You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When...
- You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW".

- You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When...
- Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it.

- You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When...
- You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count.

- You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When...
- You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage/grudge match would settle everything.

- You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When...
- When your king-size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it.

- You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When...
- You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.

- You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When...
- Your boss fires you and you come back to work and challenge him to a no-holds barred steel-cage wrestling match.
 
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Al Snow's so stupid...
I talked to his dentist and he told me that even his wisdom teeth are retarded!

Why will Cesaro never get Xbox heat?
He doesn't Kinect

Did you hear about Nevilles divorce?
He's breaking up with Orbit!
He doesn't even realize the gravity of the situation.
 
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Big Show isn't bald.
He's just taller than his hair.

Do you guys know why John Cena always won the boy scouts' soda-selling competition?
It's because his pops were cheaper than everyone else's!

Someone stole Ryback's bread...
He wants his rye back.

I heard CM Punk is joining DX...
They're gonna start calling him Z-PAC.

What did Devon say to Bubba while working at McDonalds?
Oh my brother, test the fries!

What did bubba say to Devon when they got stuck as janitors at McDonald's?
Devon, get the tables!

The Great Khali tried to enter an ugly contest once...
But the judge turned him away and said "Sorry, no professionals."
 
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Why couldn't Kevin Nash ride his ATV?
Because he broke his quad!

My favorite buried alive match of all time...
Triple H vs Booker T at WM19!
 
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Why couldn't Kane light the fireplace?
Because he loses all his matches.

Vince Russo, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon are trapped on a sinking ship. Who will be saved?
The Pro Wrestling Industry!

Why can't Jamie Noble play on the swings?
Because he needs a push.

How was the officer certain that Rey Mysterio's driver's license was real?
He could see Rey's feet in the picture.
 
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- You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When...
You walk into church and high five people in the pews as you walk down the aisle.

- You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When...
You purposely blade yourself while shaving.

- You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When...
Everytime you see an Elvis impersonator, you ask for his autograph and get upset when it's not signed "Honkey Tonk Man"

- You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When...
You attack your friends from behind with a chair, and look around the room, waiting for crowd reaction.

- You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When...
You shake someone's hand, you pause and hesitate, while looking around nervously.
 
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Dog Based Gremlin said:
Because he aint sell no "Pedigree"
Click to expand...

I fukk with you but I gotta do it...

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