WHy didnt you and your ex work out

[TheArchitect]

-HORRIBLE LAY. For the following reasons:
-Emotional clinginess and whining. nikkaz could be in mid-stroke and this bytch would be in mid-stroke and start this AGGRAVATING emotional bytching because 'I don't seem like I like it." or "why don't you make LOVE to meeeee?, etc... Just irritating. I've actually pushed her off of me and logged onto thecoli.com plenty of nights.....
-bytch couldn't suck for shyt. She'd stop right in the middle of it (and she had a knack for stopping RIGHT WHEN I FINALLY GET READY TO NUT) to ask me stupid questions (like the above).
-p*ssy was sub-par. I could of done better with my hand....I only got a legitimate nut once, and that was the first time (I hadn't been laid in YEARS)...Even that wasn't anything to write home about...
-She had an annoying "lights off" rule. I never even really saw her naked.....
-She had this corny-ass "sexy talk". She attempted to sound sexy and sensual, and winded up sounding like someone's chain-smoking grandmother on her front porch...
-Morning breath was MURDER. fukking hazmat type shyt...
-Constantly accusing me of cheating (when I really WASN'T). She would tell me about how her ex constantly cheated on her. Hm, wonder why...
-She had a kid. I ain't dating chicks with kids ever again....I'm too single/inexperienced for that shyt....
-Now that I think about it, she didn't have much of a body.
-She was just WACK in general.



This was my only LONG "relationship" (about a year)....

Feel my pain.....

 

[Couth]

My dikk was too small. Female had some super deep walls. I almost fell in and drowned tryna deep stroke.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Shorty was crazy basically.

 

[beanz]

she was still in love with her son's father and i was just the replacement while he was with other chicks. as soon as he wanted her back she started fukking with him again but kept me around, i guess she enjoyed my dikk as much as she did his . then she just went full thot and started fukking with even more dudes. so she cheated on bd with me and cheated on me with bd and cheated on both of us with a few other dudes

 

[moodymaroon]

A combination of things

a. I spent 6 out of 7 Nights of the week in the studio and still worked a day job. Needless to say didn't spend soo much time with her ...got alot of music exposure during that period tho

b. This bytch I used to talk to before her, set me up... came thru my studio drunk one night (I didn't smash) but she somehow knew someone close to my ex and fabricated a wild story. My ex started trusting people more than me


Fukked it all up... I was just about to get right too, do all that shyt females appreciate.. flowers etc

 

[okocharuud]

Had that dry p*ssy...couldn't suck a big dikk...after 2 years still didn't let me fukk her ass..parents didn't like me for obvious reasons..dead potato in bed...whenever she sukked my dikk she ignored the "boys"..

Me on the other hand was the fukkboi that ignored all these and stayed in the relationship for 2years+

 

[Marezzy]

bytch is dumb and had a bad ass kid. How you don't know what the Confederate army is? How you don't have the money to join a $10 a month gym but your 3 year old has the house full of toys? How can I just nut in you and you just be okay with it even tho you still live with your dad? How can you complain about your job and bills but never have time to do a resume or apply for other jobs? How you gonna treat your son like a lil brother and still expect him to respect you. I can't do anything but blame myself for that waste of space.

The coli has truly showed me the way brehs. I'm screaming homies over these god damn hoes til I'm breathless