why do all of my threads flop?

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yeah, i might need advice as well
i fully admit i am a mediocre poster :flabbynsick:but i have been a good poster in the past at other message boards
my presentation could be tweaked but my topic selection is really questionable
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/worst-panhandling-or-ebegging-attempts.272338/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/what-do-you-keep-in-your-secret-stash-in-case-of-emergency.269908/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/stealing-stuff-during-a-one-night-stand.269896/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/whats-the-hardest-you-been-punched-slapped-by-a-woman.266907/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/heavy-d-best-feature-spot.263707/

only 66 replies total for 5 topics is... :snoop:
when you take out my own replies it is worse.. :wow:
but i just can't yuck it up with fake race topics or pretend like i need life advice:troll:
so i just coast along with struggle threads:mjlol:
 
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mannyrs13 said:
You're way better as a replier in my opinion. You're funny but don't often be center of attention. More of a come in and insult op or say something witty and bounce.
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that's what i've thought.
i tend to bounce off other threads and posts easily.
i can digest ideas and shyt something out that is quality.
 
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i believe theres posters that offer plat thread ideas for sale...:ld:
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i hear ya but those threads aren't my style
i might as well ride off into the sunset or find a pasture to graze..

welp i'm about to drop a thread that will probably bomb:mjcry:
let me rearrange the smilies and i'll hit submit :mjlol:
 
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cook said:
i got a flop in progress myself :mjcry: prolly get a few pity daps and replies because im an admin but it'll be page 2 within an hour
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you had a relatable story, you have a smiley game, and uber was good topic selection
not universal but solid niche and still fresh

meanwhile i got...welp, thanks @Colicat for the pity response:mjlol:
she's better than http://www.emergencycompliment.com/ :to:
i should probably rep her again
 
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old_timer said:
you had a relatable story, you have a smiley game, and uber was good topic selection
not universal but solid niche and still fresh

meanwhile i got...welp, thanks @Colicat for the pity response:mjlol:
she's better than http://www.emergencycompliment.com/ :to:
i should probably rep her again
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You might have been better off posting it in HL. Or on a weekday...no one wants to think about work in tlr on the weekend :ld:
 
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:lupe: okay confession time-
here are 18 new topics i wrote but did not post during last 3 months:damn:
imagine this list as my lost mixtape
  1. calculating your true net worth
  2. picking worthy pursuits
  3. how to cheat on your wife (feat. dusty stories from my divorced friends)
  4. getting a new citizenship
  5. sexual roleplay with women
  6. demonic women (feat. a story where i unwittingly contributed hair/fluids)
  7. should nba have a relegation system??
  8. planning to evacuate (sequel to "... in case of emergency")
  9. does self-esteem exist??
  10. here's why kareem adbul jabbar never got a coaching gig
  11. tips for buying business casual clothes
  12. before you get married, brehs
  13. making allies in the workplace
  14. how to extract goods/services from 40+ y.o. women
  15. dealing with shiesty relatives (feat. a decent story)
  16. matthew mcconaughy- versatile or no??
  17. the financial side of marriage
  18. how i handled a cop pulling a gun on me
i mean is that some generic shyt or what??

i have a couple of sites that buy all of my words
this morning i sold 5 to one site for $25
just put the rest on other, invoiced for $33
=$58 :shaq2:
i might as well pick up aluminum cans with that weak hustle:mjcry:

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You might have been better off posting it in HL. Or on a weekday...no one wants to think about work in tlr on the weekend :ld:
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welp, i just blame it on my general corniness
and ignoring my audience's needs/wants
i might as well have been asking marshawn lynch a question
 
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old_timer said:
imagine this list as my lost mixtape
  1. calculating your true net worth
  2. picking worthy pursuits
  3. how to cheat on your wife (feat. dusty stories from my divorced friends)
  4. getting a new citizenship
  5. sexual roleplay with women
  6. demonic women (feat. a story where i unwittingly contributed hair/fluids)
  7. should nba have a relegation system??
  8. planning to evacuate (sequel to "... in case of emergency")
  9. does self-esteem exist??
  10. here's why kareem adbul jabbar never got a coaching gig
  11. tips for buying business casual clothes
  12. before you get married, brehs
  13. making allies in the workplace
  14. how to extract goods/services from 40+ y.o. women
  15. dealing with shiesty relatives (feat. a decent story)
  16. matthew mcconaughy- versatile or no??
  17. the financial side of marriage
  18. how i handled a cop pulling a gun on me
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Post 'em.
 
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