Why Do All The Greek Gods Have 2 Inch Dycks?

[KingDanz]

 

[TransJenner]

Maybe they was soft

 

[Cabbage Patch]

Maybe they were growers not showers

Big dikks were vulgar.

Small dikks were most attractive.

Youth has always been attractive.

 

[VelourSocks]

:duncac:

 

[Ol’Otis]

Big dikks were vulgar.

 

[the cac mamba]

@The Taxman

 

[Ol’Otis]

@The Taxman

 

[Milomann]

Why do Greek statues have such small penises?

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Them nikkas was just standing there, why would they be hard? What you want to see a horn of plenty or something?

 

[UpAndComing]

I read that those white greek statues were made in the 1800s and planted there to pretend like it was made in BC times

 

[The_Dread_Dormammu]

Spoiler

Greek myths provide more than fifty examples of young men who were the lovers of gods. Pederastic love affairs are ascribed to Zeus, Poseidon, Apollo, Orpheus, Heracles, Dionysus, Hermes, and Pan. All the Olympian gods except Ares had these relationships, which are adduced by scholars to show that the specific customs of paiderastia originated in initiatory rituals

Ares

 

[ridedolo]

White people have inadequate genitalia both physically and biologically

 

[Tony D'Amato]

Maybe they was soft

Bingo. Growers, not showers.

 

[Zombi_Jeezus]

to the ancients who got that small meat=attractive movement poppin. You know when it caught on they were like "oh shyt they bought it "

 

[ridedolo]

to the ancients who got that small meat=attractive movement poppin. You know when it caught on they were like "oh shyt they bought it "

Lol at ancient cacs only been around for A few thousand years