Why do birds s**t on shiny objects?

King Jae

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:birdman:...them mfs disrespectful...every time I wash my car I can count on their business being on my car...bout to buy a car cover...but seriously tho....Coli scientists why do they shyt on shiny objects...shyt irritating and can damage ur paint if u leave it on too long...
 

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Cuz they hate to see a nikka shining. Birds are haters.
shyt be having me heated bruh...car be blinging n shyt....then they hatin asses come along and drop their worm and berry buffets all ova my bytch mane...bout to start feeding them hoes alka seltzer tablets if they keep dropping loads on my shyt:demonic:
 

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They actually sh*t to reduce their weight. It's a flying adaptation.

Shiny objects notwithstanding, if they're flying around you, keep this song on your mind.....




birds round my way don't even by flying tho..just posted on power lines droppin loads...disrespectful mfs...
 

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I remember when I was child one of those nasty flying rat fukks took a shyt on me when I was outside playing with my friends.
:mjcry:


Also my car is red :martin:
 

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King Jae said:
birds round my way don't even by flying tho..just posted on power lines droppin loads...disrespectful mfs...

It's to reduce their weight. People who own birds will tell you that they'll sh*t if they're about to fly, after they've landed, when their birdcage cover is removed, and right before they go to sleep. Also, since their digestive tract is rather short and they eat CONSTANTLY, they sh*t alot. Like every 15-20 minutes.​
 
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Not as bad as trying to enjoy an afternoon nap on a warm spring day with the window open, nice breeze coming in, and hearing birds chirping loud as hell, then look outside to see them fukking on the phone wire attached to your roof.

:hhh:
 

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It's to reduce their weight. People who own birds will tell you that they'll sh*t if they're about to fly, after they've landed, when their birdcage cover is removed, and right before they go to sleep. Also, since their digestive tract is rather short and they eat CONSTANTLY, they sh*t alot. Like every 15-20 minutes.​
:ehh:..actually quite interesting...why shyt on the shiny objects tho bruh? that the part I don't get...
 
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