...them mfs disrespectful...every time I wash my car I can count on their business being on my car...bout to buy a car cover...but seriously tho....Coli scientists why do they shyt on shiny objects...shyt irritating and can damage ur paint if u leave it on too long...
Why do birds s**t on shiny objects?
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...them mfs disrespectful...every time I wash my car I can count on their business being on my car...bout to buy a car cover...but seriously tho....Coli scientists why do they shyt on shiny objects...shyt irritating and can damage ur paint if u leave it on too long...
Doobie Doo
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Cuz they hate to see a nikka shining. Birds are haters.
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They actually sh*t to reduce their weight. It's a flying adaptation.
Shiny objects notwithstanding, if they're flying around you, keep this song on your mind.....
Shiny objects notwithstanding, if they're flying around you, keep this song on your mind.....
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Ole Rico from Belly ass nikkas
Looking down on a nikka shining on some “I don’t like that shyt”
MajorVitaman
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Cause the Patriots losing sunday
shyt be having me heated bruh...car be blinging n shyt....then they hatin asses come along and drop their worm and berry buffets all ova my bytch mane...bout to start feeding them hoes alka seltzer tablets if they keep dropping loads on my shyt
birds round my way don't even by flying tho..just posted on power lines droppin loads...disrespectful mfs...
Ole Rico from Belly ass nikkas
Looking down on a nikka shining on some “I don’t like that shyt”
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Pooping on your head :umad:
Fukk your car nikka I shyt where I want
Lord_nikon
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I remember when I was child one of those nasty flying rat fukks took a shyt on me when I was outside playing with my friends.
Also my car is red
Also my car is red
fukk u and ur homies...u better not be slippin them streets...got bb guns and alka selter for yall bytch asses...fukk ur flight pattern nagaFukk your car nikka I shyt where I want
I remember when I was child one of those nasty flying rat fukks took a shyt on me when I was outside playing with my friends.
Also my car is red
that's actually good luck tho bruh...as fukked up as it is
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King Jae said:
It's to reduce their weight. People who own birds will tell you that they'll sh*t if they're about to fly, after they've landed, when their birdcage cover is removed, and right before they go to sleep. Also, since their digestive tract is rather short and they eat CONSTANTLY, they sh*t alot. Like every 15-20 minutes.
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Not as bad as trying to enjoy an afternoon nap on a warm spring day with the window open, nice breeze coming in, and hearing birds chirping loud as hell, then look outside to see them fukking on the phone wire attached to your roof.
..actually quite interesting...why shyt on the shiny objects tho bruh? that the part I don't get...