Why do birds s**t on shiny objects?

King Jae

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Not as bad as trying to enjoy an afternoon nap on a warm spring day with the window open, nice breeze coming in, and hearing birds chirping loud as hell, then look outside to see them fukking on the phone wire attached to your roof.

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:ohhh:...u know now that I think about it birds are really some hatin ass wildlife...Doobie might be on to sumn....
 

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King Jae said:
:ehh:..actually quite interesting...why shyt on the shiny objects tho bruh? that the part I don't get...

Because they don't move out of the way. Same applies to house roofs, sidewalks, park benches, trees, etc. They aren't aiming it and they don't care where it lands so long as it doesn't lead predators to their nest.​
 

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Because they don't move out of the way. Same applies to house roofs, sidewalks, park benches, trees, etc. They aren't aiming it and they don't care where it lands so long as it doesn't lead predators to their nest.​
:ehh:never thought bout it like that..just always notice it on cars more for some reason....
 
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