Why do dudes go for the booty when there's a cleaner and better hole less than a foot away?

Dont@Me

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tried it once when i was 17

pulled my meat out and it was smeared with green globs

never tried it again

disgusting degeneracy that gives the woman no pleasure

vaginas are muscles that squeeze. if its 'loose' either she aint into your pipe game or you got small meat problems

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Lol at "less than a foot away".
If you aint never experienced a woman with a doodoo chopper more than a foot from her cooter then you have not truly lived.
That foot and a half of amorphis flesh is the things dreams are made of.


have ya doodoo chopper blockers on dont wanna risk gettin glitter in ya eyes...
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It was a joke!
hey @Dont@Me why do you hate anal? You're supposed to put it in HER a$$hole, just sayin', 22% of brehs "go the wrong way" every year. Sad stuff :skip:

I don't go out of my way for it, honestly anal sex is kind of unnatural idk :manny:
 
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