Why Do Elementary School Kids Celebrate Valentine’s Day?

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First off, these nikkas ain’t in no damn relationships at 9 years old. They wasting good learning time with that bullshyt. Then, it’s low key conditioning nikkas to cater to these hoes when they get older.

Great post. Along the same lines, why do some parents get all giddy and celebratory when their teenage daughter has a boyfriend?

Think about it. These cats are on Cloud 9 because their daughter is getting the wood laid to her behind their back? :what:
 

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Damn we'll see who did and didn't get Valentine's Day cards
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I remember getting jealous when my boy gave a card to this half Somali/Latina girl I liked, I'm still feeling ill about that even though it was 25ish years ago
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They made us give it to everyone lol
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Yo imagine giving TRANSformer cards to ya boys
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Great post. Along the same lines, why do some parents get all giddy and celebratory when their teenage daughter has a boyfriend?

Think about it. These cats are on Cloud 9 because their daughter is getting the wood laid to her behind their back? :what:

Because it shows you raised a mfer with basic social and grooming skills.

Its the bare minimum of development for an adolescent

If your kid male or female ended up as anti social incel then they rightfully would be displeased

Ain’t nobody jumping for joy you putting in 6 hours a night wasting your life on Xbox
 

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Because it shows you raised a mfer with basic social and grooming skills.

Its the bare minimum of development for an adolescent

If your kid male or female ended up as anti social incel then they rightfully would be displeased

Ain’t nobody jumping for joy you putting in 6 hours a night wasting your life on Xbox

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First off, these nikkas ain’t in no damn relationships at 9 years old. They wasting good learning time with that bullshyt. Then, it’s low key conditioning nikkas to cater to these hoes when they get older.
No.
First off, Halloween just passed. How the hell are you already on Valentines? :dahell:

Second, it's winter Halloween for them minus the costumes. I don't remember shyt romantic just "be my valentine" cards (whatever the hell that's supposed to mean) and chocolate/candy
 

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:mjcry: I was always 0 and 20 with VDay even during marriage:

  • In 3th grade, the substitute teacher was getting married to another man
  • In 6th grade, the girl I wanted to be with ran so fukking fast like she knew I had a valentine's day gift for her
  • In 7th grade, I was lonely :mjcry:
  • 8th grade, I had no hoes
  • 9th grade, I gave my girl at the time an India Aire CD and some candy, and she just gave me a hug
  • Young adult years barely no hoes
  • Early marriage years- "You know I don't like stuff animals, I'm not a girly girl"
fukk Valentines Day man:mjcry:
 

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Wifey works at an elementary school, one breh got 2 girls (7) after him :deadrose:

Says the girls these days fast as shyt. Much love to the brehs with daughters
 

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Part of socialization and I think probably not needed. Kids have the WORST relationships in middle school and high school, most of the time. Abusive, and controlling, it's where people learn bad traits. Pumping up kids to select the one person they love, when they don't even know a little ass kid. Like they eat the same chips or something.

Too immature, and trying to mirror pop culture and adults, who don't even get it right, because it's some hard shyt.

I remember getting all kinds of Valentines, but it was an uneasy time. Like trophies at sports, MOST IMPROVED. They had teachers giving Valentines to the whole class, but a lot of kids were selective. Even dating girls in middle school I was like what am I supposed to be doing? I just wanted to run around with my homies in 6th/7th grade. One girl used to call my house like I was "cheating" like where are you/who are you with, and I was just playing ball with my boys lol I had no idea about any of that
 

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Part of socialization and I think probably not needed. Kids have the WORST relationships in middle school and high school, most of the time. Abusive, and controlling, it's where people learn bad traits. Pumping up kids to select the one person they love, when they don't even know a little ass kid. Like they eat the same chips or something.

Too immature, and trying to mirror pop culture and adults, who don't even get it right, because it's some hard shyt.

I remember getting all kinds of Valentines, but it was an uneasy time. Like trophies at sports, MOST IMPROVED. They had teachers giving Valentines to the whole class, but a lot of kids were selective. Even dating girls in middle school I was like what am I supposed to be doing? I just wanted to run around with my homies in 6th/7th grade. One girl used to call my house like I was "cheating" like where are you/who are you with, and I was just playing ball with my boys lol I had no idea about any of that

:pachaha:
 
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