Why do instagram hoes say for booking please contact etc etc

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Because they think they're celebrities.

It's amazing how a few compliments can boost your ego.

My question is, how tf do pictures like this get over 500 likes :why:?

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Theres no difference in the 2 pics :bryan:
nikkas out here :cape: for a gorilla literally a gorilla bytch built like gorilla grodd
 
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I would like to think this field is oversaturated now.

That (IMO) is more than likely for (but not limited to) performances at car shows, low level boxing events, strip club shows, other modeling gigs, & "time and companionship"' (LOL).

Instagram girls are so full of shyt their eyes are brown. Why do they think their famous like that when they probably wouldn't be recognized IRL?
 

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:laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::deadrose:

so bytches are trying to squeeze fame from a song mention? :dead::deadmanny::deadrose::russ:

i'm done. i can't even do it today with these hoes....

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Spotted by Nigel D., a promotional flyer has been circulating on the Internet of model Courtney Janell promoting herself as the object of Drake’s affection. The flyer features the model and occasional video vixen with the description, “#Courtney from Hooters on Peachtree.”

According to Buzzfeed, Janell still works at Hooters, however, Hip-Hop Wired is reporting that she now works at a pizza place called Spin, the Spinning Pie in Atlanta. Oh, and she’s supposedly engaged to be married.



just like i said earlier these "models" are still working retail, still taking your order at dennys or hooters, or making you a pizza pie :heh:

I remember years ago not sure anyone remembers this video




the main girl in this video worked at this mall called fairview mall in some hip hop clothing store :heh:
 

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Spotted by Nigel D., a promotional flyer has been circulating on the Internet of model Courtney Janell promoting herself as the object of Drake’s affection. The flyer features the model and occasional video vixen with the description, “#Courtney from Hooters on Peachtree.”

According to Buzzfeed, Janell still works at Hooters, however, Hip-Hop Wired is reporting that she now works at a pizza place called Spin, the Spinning Pie in Atlanta. Oh, and she’s supposedly engaged to be married.



just like i said earlier these "models" are still working retail, still taking your order at dennys or hooters, or making you a pizza pie :heh:

I remember years ago not sure anyone remembers this video




the main girl in this video worked at this mall called fairview mall in some hip hop clothing store :heh:


:pachaha: @ that wayne wonder song. it reminds me of when i was in Jamaica for my wedding. they played it A LOT! :obama:

but these video hoes aint nothing glamorous. i used to direct music videos. trust me, these hoes will do ANYTHING for a spot. i remember the 5th ward boyz video p*ssy Weed and Alcohol, i got head from this bytch just to give her a ride home. she polished my helmet all the way to her front door :russ:. all the hoes in the video got paid $100. one bytch got mad because she busted it wide open on the bed and didn't get more money for it. we were like :yeshrug: bytch, get this hunned and move around or get shown the door and get nothing. she took the hunned...:laff:

i got a million video hoe stories....:lolbron:

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:pachaha: @ that wayne wonder song. it reminds me of when i was in Jamaica for my wedding. they played it A LOT! :obama:

but these video hoes aint nothing glamorous. i used to direct music videos. trust me, these hoes will do ANYTHING for a spot. i remember the 5th ward boyz video p*ssy Weed and Alcohol, i got head from this bytch just to give her a ride home. she polished my helmet all the way to her front door :russ:. all the hoes in the video got paid $100. one bytch got mad because she busted it wide open on the bed and didn't get more money for it. we were like :yeshrug: bytch, get this hunned and move around or get shown the door and get nothing. she took the hunned...:laff:

i got a million video hoe stories....:lolbron:

:heh:
we need more stories breh
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we need more stories breh
:salute:

I worked at Rap-A-Lot from 1996 to 1998.

I had a chick in my college class named Erica that i was feeling. bytch was BAAAD:
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we would talk in class and she told me that she was trying to become a model. i was ready to :cape:for this broad too :snoop: one day i overheard her talking to another classmate about trying to get in a music video. i was like :dwillhuh::jawalrus: because we were casting for Scarface "Sex Faces" video and i had the power to put her on. so i walked over to her and said:

me: i overheard you say that you want to get into music videos. i can probably help you with that.
her: :comeon:how could you POSSIBLY help me get into a video?
me: i work for Rap-A-Lot and we are currently casting for a video right now. i can get you in it too...:smugfavre:
her: :gladbron: REALLY???!!!!:wub:
me: :youngsabo:yep. i'm the assistant casting director and AD, so i can cast who i want pretty much.
her: :ohlawd::noah:I WANT TO BE IN IT!!! What do i have to do??!!!
me: bring me a photo of you tomorrow and i'll make it happen (this was before digital cameras and instant photos:heh:)

her: okay!!!:banderas::wub::wub::wub:

so she brought the photo the next day and she was on my DIIIIICK after that :wow:. i submitted the photo and just like i thought, i got the instant :whew::krs::ohlawd: from the casting director, so she was in. i went back and told her that she got a part, and she was all:whoo::banderas::steviej:after that. we went on a few dates and she let me smash on the 3rd date. she wanted to start dating me, so since i had been :cape: all this time, of course i was widdit...:aicmon:. so the first day of the shoot came and she didn't have any shots until the 2nd day club scene, but i invited her to come to the set and watch a nikka work:jawalrus:. she was VERY impressed :jawalrus:. she was all over me on the set, and the crew was like :dwillhuh::salute:. so the next day, we go up to the club scene (the shark bar) and she came up there with this cat suit on. had everybody like :deadmanny::ohlawd::whew:. anyway, she was going to be Too Short's girl in the scene, so i introduced her to Too Short so they could get acquainted. big mistake :to:. so their scene came up and we started shooting it and it was odd that they had such chemistry and they had only known each other for like an hour at that point :lupe:. after the scene was done, she continued to laugh and talk to him while i was working, and i couldn't do anything about it because i was busy. all i could do was shoot them an occasional glare every now and then.:birdman:. then she disappeared with him :sadbron:. long story short, Too Short ran off with my bytch:pacspit:. after the shoot, he flew her out to Atlanta where he was staying, and she stayed out there. she's still there today. she started a modeling company and was moderately successful as a model after that. i never heard from her again :deadmanny:.

at least i smashed tho...:youngsabo::myman:

 

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I worked at Rap-A-Lot from 1996 to 1998.

I had a chick in my college class named Erica that i was feeling. bytch was BAAAD:
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52387c035e99b.jpg
:noah:
we would talk in class and she told me that she was trying to become a model. i was ready to :cape:for this broad too :snoop: one day i overheard her talking to another classmate about trying to get in a music video. i was like :dwillhuh::jawalrus: because we were casting for Scarface "Sex Faces" video and i had the power to put her on. so i walked over to her and said:

me: i overheard you say that you want to get into music videos. i can probably help you with that.
her: :comeon:how could you POSSIBLY help me get into a video?
me: i work for Rap-A-Lot and we are currently casting for a video right now. i can get you in it too...:smugfavre:
her: :gladbron: REALLY???!!!!:wub:
me: :youngsabo:yep. i'm the assistant casting director and AD, so i can cast who i want pretty much.
her: :ohlawd::noah:I WANT TO BE IN IT!!! What do i have to do??!!!
me: bring me a photo of you tomorrow and i'll make it happen (this was before digital cameras and instant photos:heh:)

her: okay!!!:banderas::wub::wub::wub:

so she brought the photo the next day and she was on my DIIIIICK after that :wow:. i submitted the photo and just like i thought, i got the instant :whew::krs::ohlawd: from the casting director, so she was in. i went back and told her that she got a part, and she was all:whoo::banderas::steviej:after that. we went on a few dates and she let me smash on the 3rd date. she wanted to start dating me, so since i had been :cape: all this time, of course i was widdit...:aicmon:. so the first day of the shoot came and she didn't have any shots until the 2nd day club scene, but i invited her to come to the set and watch a nikka work:jawalrus:. she was VERY impressed :jawalrus:. she was all over me on the set, and the crew was like :dwillhuh::salute:. so the next day, we go up to the club scene (the shark bar) and she came up there with this cat suit on. had everybody like :deadmanny::ohlawd::whew:. anyway, she was going to be Too Short's girl in the scene, so i introduced her to Too Short so they could get acquainted. big mistake :to:. so their scene came up and we started shooting it and it was odd that they had such chemistry and they had only known each other for like an hour at that point :lupe:. after the scene was done, she continued to laugh and talk to him while i was working, and i couldn't do anything about it because i was busy. all i could do was shoot them an occasional glare every now and then.:birdman:. then she disappeared with him :sadbron:. long story short, Too Short ran off with my bytch:pacspit:. after the shoot, he flew her out to Atlanta where he was staying, and she stayed out there. she's still there today. she started a modeling company and was moderately successful as a model after that. i never heard from her again :deadmanny:.

at least i smashed tho...:youngsabo::myman:




you won though, could have knocked her up and be paying child support, or fallen in love.

:salute:
 

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anyway, she was going to be Too Short's girl in the scene, so i introduced her to Too Short so they could get acquainted. big mistake :to:. so their scene came up and we started shooting it and it was odd that they had such chemistry and they had only known each other for like an hour at that point :lupe:. after the scene was done, she continued to laugh and talk to him while i was working, and i couldn't do anything about it because i was busy. all i could do was shoot them an occasional glare every now and then.:birdman:. then she disappeared with him :sadbron:. long story short, Too Short ran off with my bytch:pacspit:. after the shoot, he flew her out to Atlanta where he was staying, and she stayed out there. she's still there today. she started a modeling company and was moderately successful as a model after that. i never heard from her again :deadmanny:.

at least i smashed tho...:youngsabo::myman:


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damn that nikkas ruthless
 

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I worked at Rap-A-Lot from 1996 to 1998.

I had a chick in my college class named Erica that i was feeling. bytch was BAAAD:
523dd435bd416.jpg

52387c035e99b.jpg
:noah:
we would talk in class and she told me that she was trying to become a model. i was ready to :cape:for this broad too :snoop: one day i overheard her talking to another classmate about trying to get in a music video. i was like :dwillhuh::jawalrus: because we were casting for Scarface "Sex Faces" video and i had the power to put her on. so i walked over to her and said:

me: i overheard you say that you want to get into music videos. i can probably help you with that.
her: :comeon:how could you POSSIBLY help me get into a video?
me: i work for Rap-A-Lot and we are currently casting for a video right now. i can get you in it too...:smugfavre:
her: :gladbron: REALLY???!!!!:wub:
me: :youngsabo:yep. i'm the assistant casting director and AD, so i can cast who i want pretty much.
her: :ohlawd::noah:I WANT TO BE IN IT!!! What do i have to do??!!!
me: bring me a photo of you tomorrow and i'll make it happen (this was before digital cameras and instant photos:heh:)

her: okay!!!:banderas::wub::wub::wub:

so she brought the photo the next day and she was on my DIIIIICK after that :wow:. i submitted the photo and just like i thought, i got the instant :whew::krs::ohlawd: from the casting director, so she was in. i went back and told her that she got a part, and she was all:whoo::banderas::steviej:after that. we went on a few dates and she let me smash on the 3rd date. she wanted to start dating me, so since i had been :cape: all this time, of course i was widdit...:aicmon:. so the first day of the shoot came and she didn't have any shots until the 2nd day club scene, but i invited her to come to the set and watch a nikka work:jawalrus:. she was VERY impressed :jawalrus:. she was all over me on the set, and the crew was like :dwillhuh::salute:. so the next day, we go up to the club scene (the shark bar) and she came up there with this cat suit on. had everybody like :deadmanny::ohlawd::whew:. anyway, she was going to be Too Short's girl in the scene, so i introduced her to Too Short so they could get acquainted. big mistake :to:. so their scene came up and we started shooting it and it was odd that they had such chemistry and they had only known each other for like an hour at that point :lupe:. after the scene was done, she continued to laugh and talk to him while i was working, and i couldn't do anything about it because i was busy. all i could do was shoot them an occasional glare every now and then.:birdman:. then she disappeared with him :sadbron:. long story short, Too Short ran off with my bytch:pacspit:. after the shoot, he flew her out to Atlanta where he was staying, and she stayed out there. she's still there today. she started a modeling company and was moderately successful as a model after that. i never heard from her again :deadmanny:.

at least i smashed tho...:youngsabo::myman:




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