why do IT workers deserve 6 figs?

[Taadow]

Smells like Playa Hatred in here...

 

[unit321]

Your getMoney() method is hardcoded to return null and

Something like this.
class ITworker{
private ArrayList<Ho> hoes;
private ArrayList<Cert> certs;
private float earnings:
void init() {
earnings = 100,000;
}
Cash getMoney() {
return earnings;
}
}

class pizzaDeliveryDude{
private float earnings;
void init() {
earnings = 0;
}
Cash getMoney() {
return earnings;
}
}

 

[EnzoG]

that's the field i want to get into i'd like to find an IT job that doesn't require alot of math

 

[semtex]

Something like this.
class ITworker{
private ArrayList<Ho> hoes;
private ArrayList<Cert> certs;
private float earnings:
void init() {
earnings = 100,000;
}
Cash getMoney() {
return earnings;
}
}

class pizzaDeliveryDude{
private float earnings;
void init() {
earnings = 0;
}
Cash getMoney() {
return earnings;
}
}

Switch(coliPoster.getProfession())
{

Case "janitor":
Break;

Case "pizzaBoy": :denzelol:
Break;

Case "stripper":
Break;

Case "IT":
Break;

Default:

}

 

[unit321]

Switch(coliPoster.getProfession())
{

Case "janitor":
Break;

Case "pizzaBoy": :denzelol:
Break;

Case "stripper":
Break;

Case "IT":
Break;

Default:

}

This could go on forever.

getHoes() {
if (ColiPoster.getProfession().equals("IT")) {
return 10;
} else {
return 0;
}
}

 

[Lakers Offseason]

They're lazy and site on their ass and browse the web all day and the old ass baby boomers aren't tech savvy enough to say shyt.

Breh, programmers, DBAs make sure companies always need them. There's no such thing as a perfect code and we sure as hell make sure there is no such thing

 

[Couth]

Most people who work office jobs don't do shyt all day breh. Most people don't do shyt all day period. Just when you got a job you gotta be in a designated area not doing shyt all day/

 

[iBrowse]

@bdizzle

@Doc Holiday

 

[Silver Surfer]

class mjPlease
{
{
StringBuffer smartenUpNas= new StringBuffer(":loljm: dnuora og dlrow eht eksm ew esuaceb");
System.out.println(smartenUpNas.reverse());
}
}

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[Mowgli]

Okay breh. I don't know why people think corporations will try to cut, automate, outsource every field and division EXCEPT theirs. You really think they're paying you because they want to? Technology is moving at a fast pace breh. Sure, you'll always need programmers but will you need as many and will they need to be paid as much is the question.

Common hater.

There will always be new certs. We're engineers. Stop it.