Carolina Slim
Superstar
I was up top last week, and on Friday I went to Flor De Mayo on the Upper West Side with my wife and seed. A crew of black broads was in there celebrating a birthday. The most ghetto ratchet broads I had ever had the displeasure of being around. Flor De Mayo is a pretty live spot, but these broads was too much... Telling the Chinese dude, "yo, you know a nikka needs duck sauce! How you gonna not bring a nikka duck sauce, nahmean?"
Then two of the broads didn't really like each other, so they was beefing, talking loud about each other. But, they was sitting like right across from each other. So if it was like that, why ya'll put them broads right near each other? I told my wife it a bootleg version of Love and Hip Hop or one of them similar shows.
The funny thing was, though, the chick who was the main culprit, the one whose birthday it was, had on an outfit that normally would have had me like
, real tight, showing plenty of chest (body was about an 8, facewise, probably a good strong 6), whatever, but her voice had me like 


Then two of the broads didn't really like each other, so they was beefing, talking loud about each other. But, they was sitting like right across from each other. So if it was like that, why ya'll put them broads right near each other? I told my wife it a bootleg version of Love and Hip Hop or one of them similar shows. The funny thing was, though, the chick who was the main culprit, the one whose birthday it was, had on an outfit that normally would have had me like
, real tight, showing plenty of chest (body was about an 8, facewise, probably a good strong 6), whatever, but her voice had me like 


Let's not act like the ratchets in the South don't act the same way.


i don't even know who that is but i'm dead 

