Why do people don't like to read the Bible??

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Because ppl still treat it as non-fiction + it's hella boring. If Akira Toriyama wrote the Bible that shyt would be :blessed: but then he would give Jesus too much plot armor + plus the bashing infants on rocks was :huhldup: nobody trying to visualize that shyt. They should make that shyt into manga, shyt would be kinda dope.

Jesus doing the Naruto run across water :banderas:
Samson vs Philistines would be the hottest issue, just wilin out with the jawbone of an ass :krs:
Sodom and Gomorrah is just a bit...detailed tho :merchant:
 

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Because the Bible is very powerful. You read that shyt, and you could be converted. Nah, I skip that shyt. I don't want some book to change my worldview. In fact, I find it offensive :ufdup:
 

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Because the Bible is very powerful. You read that shyt, and you could be converted. Nah, I skip that shyt. I don't want some book to change my worldview. In fact, I find it offensive :ufdup:
If you get converted by actually reading the bible and not from some religious person you aren't that smart anyways
 

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If you get converted by actually reading the bible and not from some religious person you aren't that smart anyways
It ain't even about that. At no point is it worth the risk. Even if it's a 10% chance, it's not worth it. Like to lose yourself to a book?....nah, no thanks :camby:
 

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It ain't even about that. At no point is it worth the risk. Even if it's a 10% chance, it's not worth it. Like to lose yourself to a book?....nah, no thanks :camby:
Breh have you read the Bible? If you read that and believed it with no religious background or some religious person constantly in your ear it doesnt matter if you avoid it or not you are gonna fall into some stupid shyt anyways
 

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Breh have you read the Bible? If you read that and believed it with no religious background or some religious person constantly in your ear it doesnt matter if you avoid it or not you are gonna fall into some stupid shyt anyways
Nah...you're naive, breh. In my family, my sis turned to the bible, on some southern baptist shyt. She used to be aware of "this," but the church completely changed her. She is all about Jesus now. Also, look at all those born again celebrities. If you think the bible isn't powerful, you're looking at it wrong. :francis:
 

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It does have entertainment value. But the genealogies and the Psalms...

Ugh. :why:

It raises several questions of morality that go unanswered. Supposedly God gives Israel 600+ laws, then Jesus doubles down and says you can be found guilty of thoughtcrime, then the apostles cut those 600 laws down to less than 10 (on the claim that Jesus abolished the law, though he said "whoever breaks the least of these commandments will be considered least in the kingdom of heaven") then Paul comes through and adds new laws. Then Revelation is a mindfukk of allegory with blood covering the earth up to the bridles of horses, Babylon the Great (Roman Empire, Catholic Church, mainstream Christianity) thotting it up with the kings of the earth and stunting until the mutant beast she rides gets tired of her and eats her up, the mark of the beast is 666 (Nero Caesar hidden in code as the Hebrew version of his name adds up to that numerically, Obama if you're racist, microchips soon to be implanted in the skin if you're paranoid, and 18 if you add them together which means you're no longer forbidden fruit and we can all look upon your nakedness without legal repercussions...although you're supposed to deaden fleshly desires so it stands to reason this mark of the beast is the sinful mark for just those who have sex out of wedlock or watch porn). Everyone who has the mark of the beast gets thrown into the lake of fire that burns forever, while the rest get to go to heaven and check out God's tent.

There's a lot of extremely graphic violence, gay and straight sexual content, strong language, and frequent hallucinogenic usage.

I'd recommend not to read it or attend religious services about it unless you're 21 or older. Doing so earlier has been proven to impair the brain's ability to distinguish the line between fantasy and reality even into old age.

Read Game of Thrones instead. Much less objectionable content and there is no evidence of it causing brain damage.
 

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Nah...you're naive, breh. In my family, my sis turned to the bible, on some southern baptist shyt. She used to be aware of "this," but the church completely changed her. She is all about Jesus now. Also, look at all those born again celebrities. If you think the bible isn't powerful, you're looking at it wrong. :francis:
You don't think its the people around her, the church she may be going to? People telling her how Jesus saved their lives? Or do you think she read the bible and really said "wow Jesus has to be the lord and savior after reading this!" I doubt your sister has read the full bible cover to cover like most christians havent. Religion is powerful, the bible in its entirety is ridiculous and even the devout ignore commandments when it suits them.
 

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You don't think its the people around her, the church she may be going to? People telling her how Jesus saved their lives? Or do you think she read the bible and really said "wow Jesus has to be the lord and savior after reading this!" I doubt your sister has read the full bible cover to cover like most christians havent. Religion is powerful, the bible in its entirety is ridiculous and even the devout ignore commandments when it suits them.
Yeah, 100%...I agree. I'm just saying, you should never underestimate your enemy. Respect their power, and move accordingly. Factually, the bible or church changes people into completely different beings. That is a fact. Given that, I need to treat Christian though very seriously. It's just a real, recognizes real sort of thing. If that makes sense....:yeshrug:
 
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