Why do people go on cruises without knowing how to swim?

The Intergalactic Koala

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You sound like a coward.
When was the last time a cruise ship tipped over spilling everyone into the sea?

TBF, some boats end up missing without a trace due to the Bermuda Triangle :picard: . Like you are enjoying a splendid meal with the love of your life, buttoned up shirt, dress shorts, and sandals with the fat toes down from the diving board.

Next thing you know, you are in a weird water paradox unlike nothing that's ever seen in human existence.
 
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