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Why do people go on cruises without knowing how to swim?
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OneManGang
Veteran
It’s marginal at the point where you’re in the middle of the ocean. You’re gonna die of exertion and drown before you reach land. Hell, most people would drown within a mile of shore because it would be that damn taxing to make it
Tribal Outkast
Veteran
Knowing how to swim will not save you in the middle of the ocean in high winds lol. Might as well go have fun and worry about the bad stuff later
Sauce and Footwork
Superstar
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
Breh I was knee-deep in them trauma docs when I had Curiousitystream.
say breh... would you believe that I had never heard of Curiosity Stream before yesterday? And the only reason I heard of it was because there's a current class action lawsuit going on where folks can get up to 2500 if they ever used the service?I was thinking about making a thread on it but I didn't know if brehs would know what Curiosity stream is.
I sign up for class action lawsuits all the time, lowkey jealous that I can't sign up for this one cause I never used the service.
Negro Caesar
Superstar
sounds like my story of boot camp in the Marine Corps.I joined the Navy and could not swim
Barely Missed drowning in boot camp
I was sitting at the bottom of the pool preparing to enter the shadow realm
they threw me off a 10 ftplatform for a week for swim qual. I sunk to the bottom every single time. on the last day they told me they just passing me but I should probably sign up for some swim classes when I get stationed.
I also lived on a ship for 7 months and worked on the flight deck. every night i’d worry imma fall down a bomb shoot
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I told the story on here years ago.But...do you know how to swim now
Post in thread 'MILITARY STORIES'
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/military-stories.16699/post-678775
I have not been in a pool since bootcamp
I have been to plenty of pool/beach parties never got in the water
I joined the Navy and could not swim
Barely Missed drowning in boot camp
I was sitting at the bottom of the pool preparing to enter the shadow realm
One of the reasons why I joined the air force and not the navy
F*ckthemkids
Superstar
Tell people you know nothing of how vastly different open water is to coastal, and controlled water environments (pools) without telling them brehs. Unless you're a top 1% swimmer, you have no chance of surviving in the open water.
I was thinking about making a thread on it but I didn't know if brehs would know what Curiosity stream is.
I sign up for class action lawsuits all the time, lowkey jealous that I can't sign up for this one cause I never used the service.
HOLY shyt! No wonder why Curiosity hit me up in my emails like "aye whatcha doing bighead
" trying to get me to resubbed 
IsThatBrothaMouzone?
Veteran
Seriously....even swimming near the shore in like 4 to 10 feet of water will make you think twice about that deep ocean swimming shyt.
If you're REALLY well trained or got that Michael Phelps skill set, you might be good. But the average swimmer would get nervous as fukk out there treading water for that long. That's assuming you're in relatively warm water. Pacific/Atlantic can be cold as fukk depending on where you are. The energy you'd expend in cold water to stay warm.......damn.
Bunchy Carter
I'll Take The Money Over The Honey
Why do people go on planes without knowing how to fly
beat me to it
It is a mystery
Tory Lanez Stan
You think the sharks in the water are going care if you know how to swim or not