Why Do People Still Pretend to Have Phone Issues in 2019

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Is she your wife? Why do you have to lie to her? You're elderly, isn't the truth easier to remember?
Didn't wanna have to deal with her fukkin' mouth :francis:
I probably could have just told her the truth. I like her and she good in the sack but she about to get bushed soon anyway since she's always getting on my nerves with her extra-dramatic shyt.
Ivorian women can be a pain in the ass sometimes. :snoop:
 

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Didn't wanna have to deal with her fukkin' mouth :francis:
I probably could have just told her the truth. I like her and she good in the sack but she about to get bushed soon anyway since she's always getting on my nerves with her extra-dramatic shyt.
Ivorian women can be a pain in the ass sometimes. :snoop:
So you're scared?
 

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I have t mobile in Austin when I'm in the outskirts I can not get LTE service to save my life.
I gotta go outside in the front yard or backyard to get service at my parents crib.
 

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:deadmanny: I had a friend with sprint and dat girl couldn’t find a signal NOWHERE! I mean just throw the whole phone and the plan away :hhh: . We both got the same exact phone and she can’t get a signal for GPS. We tryna drive somewhere and she’s waving the phone around tryna pick up a signal. Talmbout “maybe if I step out the car”, BISH we are DRIVING somewhere. If the phone only picks up GPS signal when your outside the car then we can’t even move silly ass:what: . Had to use my phone on my lap.
I've had sprint for ~10 years now

The only time the service acts up is when there are thousands of people in the same area with me

Like when I go to music festivals or when I'm on Bourbon Street in NOLA

Other than that it's cool:yeshrug:
 

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On a regular basis? :usure:


I have AT&T and I have this 10 block radius near my house where my phone does not work .. if i'm talking it'll drop always... in the basement of my building it doesnt work also ..and in my wife's job, her phone does not work .. you could send a text and she wont know until she leaves work and gets home and gets like 20 messages at once.

Can you still use this excuse if you been with one carrier for 15 years?

I've had At&t since 97 ... I just learned to accept the problems I know about and move on.. I cant find a cheaper plan so just said F it... it works when I need it to not when you want it to
 
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nthat's why I don't actual open my text... just in case your message app had the read receipt. I'll see the first few words of what you said and I'll decide if I wanna read it..

and some people don't understand that when I'm home.. my phone be on the desk in the corner charging and its usually on silent.. so if you wanna talk to me after 7 .. call the house.. if you aint got the house number you not that important.
 
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I just don’t answer the phone now:yeshrug:


If you can’t text and it’s not about business then:yeshrug:

Like someone said if i see half your text i might not even read it if I don’t feel like it.

If you asking me for money I’m definitely not answering
 

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My phone legit has problems like this :sadcam:
Sometimes calls don't come through and go right to vm. I never even get a notification. Same with texts. My husband used to hit me with the :martin: thinking I was ignoring him until he sat right next to me calling/texting and I got nothing.

I think my problem is that I got an unlocked Sprint phone on a T-mobile and the network acts up sometimes. I can't even hit the voicemail button to check messages, I have to call my own number. shyts dumb.

Still an excellent excuse for people I don't want to talk to tho :lolbron:
 

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I'm not gonna lie, I do pretend to have phone issues. Like if someone texts me that I don't feel like talking to, and they say "did you get my text"... Me: What text? My phone's been acting funny, for some reason I'm not getting messages. Them: You didn't get my calls. I called you X amount of time. Me: No... Damn, something must be wrong with my phone. Your like the third person I've talked to that said they tried calling yesterday. But I never got notification of your calls.
I can go on and on, but a lot of time, I pretend I have phone issues, because I don't feel like being bothered with certain people, and when confronted need an excuse to fall back on.:yeshrug:
 
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