Why Do People Still Pretend to Have Phone Issues in 2019

[intruder]

It's 2019 folks still recycle old lies from 2000.

If it still works...

Spoiler

Edit: Translation:
Chick - Why werent you answering me?
Me - Well i got my phone wet the other day. I' started using this old phone i have and forgot to install WhatsApp when i first got it

 

[Elim Garak]

It is still a thing with calls dropping or if you are underground partially or in a building that it shielded imo.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Who's running game on you sis lol

He tried. Breh hit us up and then had "phone issues" but now wants us to drive 30 minute to come see him because "things don't work out sometimes, it's not a big deal. Friends are understanding." . He gave me this long speech about the phone being fukked up and him telling me the phone was fukked up regarding receiving text and incoming calls and how I should understand.



So I hit him with a simple question that kills his whole BS lie.

"So you couldn't make an out going call?"

Breh hit the on the phone. I continued:

Me: So you hit us up knowing you had phone issues and even though you were on the middle of a conversation to make arrangements you didn't make a phone call that you could have made?"

Him: Well I was in the middle of helping my friend clean I couldn't just get on the phone

Me: Oh so you blew us off for something more important?

Him:

Me: It's cool. But we ain't driving 30 minutes no where.

Him:

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Talmbout “I aint get any texts from you”

Sometimes I don’t get calls
But I think the other person had a shytty phone

 

[Sterling Archer]

Can you still use this excuse if you been with one carrier for 15 years?

Yeah. Service is shytty but they bills are $40 cheaper than a better service. People aint that important to me either. If my call aint go through or it gets dropped, Im evaluating how important my conversations are to warrant the change.
I used to get phantom voicemails from calls that I never got and text messages that would come through in batches. I thought it was my phone but when I got a new one, it still did it. Since I missed out on some money because of that shyt, I switched. If that hadnt happened I wouldve had people making the same thread about me that you made now...and I wouldnt care.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

If it still works...

Spoiler

Edit: Translation:
Chick - Why werent you answering me?
Me - Well i got my phone wet the other day. I' started using this old phone i have and forgot to install WhatsApp when i first got it

Did you really screen shot a conversation in French?

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

It is still a thing with calls dropping or if you are underground partially or in a building that it shielded imo.

Yeah but that is where it ends

 

[Oatmeal]

Sprint Squad!

I legit miss texts at random and sometimes get them hours later. Be having proof when people think im not telling the truth and keep an outdated phone

I don't like texting and shyt all like that anyway so I'm never gonna switch, spotty service is a blessing in disguise.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Yeah. Service is shytty but they bills are $40 cheaper than a better service. People aint that important to me either. If my call aint go through or it gets dropped, Im evaluating how important my conversations are to warrant the change.
I used to get phantom voicemails from calls that I never got and text messages that would come through in batches. I thought it was my phone but when I got a new one, it still did it. Since I missed out on some money because of that shyt, I switched. If that hadnt happened I wouldve had people making the same thread about me that you made now...and I wouldnt care.

But you did switch so

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Sprint Squad!

I legit miss texts at random and sometimes get them hours later. Be having proof when people think im not telling the truth and keep an outdated phone

I don't like texting and shyt all like that anyway so I'm never gonna switch, spotty service is a blessing in disguise.

terrible

 

[intruder]

Did you really screen shot a conversation in French?

I don't know why i keep thinking you speak french. The translation was really for anyone else. Oh yeah.. for some reason i always thought you were haitian or canadian

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I don't know why i keep thinking you speak french. The translation was really for anyone else. Oh yeah.. for some reason i always thought you were haitian or canadian

You thought I was Canadian?

 

[Afro]

Sprint Squad!

I legit miss texts at random and sometimes get them hours later. Be having proof when people think im not telling the truth and keep an outdated phone

I don't like texting and shyt all like that anyway so I'm never gonna switch, spotty service is a blessing in disguise.

I started on Verizon, Sprint is complete ASS.

I want to switch but I'm still paying off this iphone 7

 

[SunZoo]

It's Spirit but it beyond connections issues. Breh says when people call it says the line is disconnected and certain numbers can't call, text come in super slow and phone calls don't get connected. But he refuses to change carriers.

Sounds like bullshyt to me

Sometimes my texts lag, someone will ask me a question and be waiting on an answer and I'm like what did you ask? Then I'll get a flood of messages that I didn't see earlier at like 3 AM or something. That was happening on sprint and ATT on Idevice and Android. It's not constant but it happens.

 

[Canada Goose]

I have an Moto G5 that I got for free since I switched to boost Mobile and this phone is pure garbage... I miss my Samsung Galaxy J3 I had with Metro PCS