why do Somalians always gotta remind you they from Somalia?

[ThugLife]

.... How you know I like Hawaiian Punch?

Real nikkas drink dat punch mayne

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

"i just went to the movies and saw that new x-men"

somalian: in somalia the movie theaters are much cheaper, you could have saw x-men and another movie for that price, picture quality woulda been better too


"i'm thinking about driving down to the store, i need a few things"

somalian: did you know in Somali culture you're only allowed to drive if it's to your wedding? we don't waste our time or resources frivolously


"damn did you see Lebron go off for 40 the other night, that nikka is a beast"

somalian: he would have only scored 11 in Somalia, we don't play weak jareer defense


like we get it, we know yall are somali...we can usually tell you're somali from a block away without ever speaking to you...why you gotta hit us over the head with it all the time?

@malcolmxxx_45
@Fefe
@BocaRear
@shuuk
@Meadow
@Broke Wave
@guccibased
@Somalilander
@Bricktop

is it just Somali pride? or is Somalia a lowkey utopian paradise that nobody else is up on?

Lool Somalia is FAAAAARRRRR from a utopian paradise believe that. Somalians just gassed

 

[charmander]

somalis never bother to learn any habesha languages but y'all stay learning our words

admit it, we have the "it" factor

like, our pizazz levels are higher

tigrinya better tho

 

[Fefe]

 

[Gooner]

What does a somalian even look like in real life? I've never met one. I'm from Georgia so I doubt they're lurking. How do I approach a person of Somali descent with respect

If you're in Atlanta, go to Clarkston, breh. The amount of Somali's there is

They even got their own shopping center next to GPC

 

[charmander]

If you're in Atlanta, go to Clarkston, breh. The amount of Somali's there is

They even got there own shopping center next to GPC

the fukkery that must go down there...

 

[iBrowse]

i got nothin but love for somalis, i just noticed this shyt over the years and thought it would be a good thread since somalis are runnin the coli right now

I thought you were somali

 

[Robbie3000]

Habeshas are the same.

You could be having a conversation about the NBA Championship, they'll find a way to sneak in "You know we never got colonized" "

 

[Bawon Samedi]

Is it possible for Ethiopians and Somalis to co-exist?

 

[charmander]

I thought you were somali

 

[iBrowse]

seh-ta-hi (how are you?)

and then nod your head

you'll make lots of friends

wallah

 

[Fefe]

I love habeshas. Two of my close friends are habesha. All my close cousins are habesha.







I wish the feeling were mutual

 

[Fefe]

Char...Somali?

 

[iBrowse]

Char...Somali?

I saw his photo before and figured since ya'll got along like a house on fire that it was #somaliset

 

[Fefe]

I saw his photo before and figured since ya'll got along like a house on fire that it was #somaliset

we don't get along. we're beefing. he's one of my sworn enemies.