why do Somalians always gotta remind you they from Somalia?

[RadaMillz]

Probably to overcompensate for the horrible reputation that Somalia has within the international community. Are they still without a government?

True, Somalia has been a shythole and playground for everything negative but our population is less than 10 million and the discovery of 100 billion barrels of oil gonna make us tyc00ns. If you thought them ayrabs were stupid rich with their money, u got another thing coming.

My lil waryaa son gonna take ur sons bish in his 2032 futuristic Lamborghini....all while making it rain with blue ivy and northweezy.

 

[DIMES]

Just curious: Are the people that saying Somalis look weird only talking about the skinny ones?
I assume this because these are the only ones you guys ever bring up.

Because if so, that's the equivalent of me saying all other Africans look like this:

If not, explain to me in your own words how the more portly Somalis look like.

Those who say we look weird is because we have unique looks and it's hard to categorize us . Fat somalis tend to have heart shape face because a lot of us have high cheekbones. We have a wide range of looks breh I can't even generalize

 

[DIMES]

Do somolian girls mess with Jamaican guys? Some of the mosst beautiful women on this planet!

Damn it's going to be very hard for you to get a somali. Literally we are so xenophobic. Like if it was publicly known she was seen with you... Literally she will never be married.

Your only chance is to find (midgaan girls) the lowest clan status for somalis. They are desperate but some are pretty still. Or a somali girl without a father ( which is very rare). Best bet for you is to visit Sweden.

 

[DuncanWebayama]

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

I don't get this line of thinking.

Why do you have so much hate in you for other Africans? What did they do to you? The in-fighting is embarrassing.
Also, if whatever country you come from is so great, then why aren't you there? I know you've been asked this many times before in fact.
And don't you see that non-blacks (and even some blacks) group up all African culture to Zulu "savagery"? Most don't care about these countries, past or present.

And sadly most Africans regardless of country will run to richer ones if given the chance. I doubt the blacks getting locked up in places like Israel are Somalian.

nikka....I just stated I didn't like Somalians you sensitive, simple fakkit. It's all love to.my East African family...cept Somali trash.

Also I was born in Dolton, rasied in and living in Harvey...next question?

 

[Zardoz]

nikka....I just stated I didn't like Somalians
It's all love to.my East African family...cept Somali trash.

Seems like something a...

sensitive, simple fakkit

...would say.

Who hurt you?
And Dolton? Harvey? Sounds African as hell to me.

 

[DaddyFresh]

I rep somalilandd and not somalia breh

how you repping something that don't exist

 

[DaddyFresh]

Damn it's going to be very hard for you to get a somali. Literally we are so xenophobic. Like if it was publicly known she was seen with you... Literally she will never be married.

Your only chance is to find (midgaan girls) the lowest clan status for somalis. They are desperate but some are pretty still. Or a somali girl without a father ( which is very rare). Best bet for you is to visit Sweden.

Lol what is in Sweden? I heard they had bad somali girls but fill me in.

 

[Pill Gates]

Somalians can't fight for shyt

 

[DIMES]

Lol what is in Sweden? I heard they had bad somali girls but fill me in.

They are as whole very weird compared to other somalis. More liberal and lost I guess. The guys do some whiteboy shyt and the girls are lost for the most part.

If a somali girl isn't a hijabi and wears white girl clothes... There are deeper issues within them. That's why Sweden is the best bet.

 

[TRY GOD]

this thread is lookin less like the coli and more like somali

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I'm Somalian

 

[Zardoz]

this thread is lookin less like the coli and more like somali

Saw 3 Somali threads today.
Not saying it's major, or even minor, just something I noticed.

What's a little strange though is that some here feel some type of way about them. (@comradeyakub especially. ) What's up with that?

 

[Max B]

They are as whole very weird compared to other somalis. More liberal and lost I guess. The guys do some whiteboy shyt and the girls are lost for the most part.

If a somali girl isn't a hijabi and wears white girl clothes... There are deeper issues within them. That's why Sweden is the best bet.

My bro was at malmo one summer and told me exactly this. I didnt expect it to be like that sweden i thought england was bad.

 

[thekyuke]

"i just went to the movies and saw that new x-men"

somalian: in somalia the movie theaters are much cheaper, you could have saw x-men and another movie for that price, picture quality woulda been better too


"i'm thinking about driving down to the store, i need a few things"

somalian: did you know in Somali culture you're only allowed to drive if it's to your wedding? we don't waste our time or resources frivolously


"damn did you see Lebron go off for 40 the other night, that nikka is a beast"

somalian: he would have only scored 11 in Somalia, we don't play weak jareer defense


like we get it, we know yall are somali...we can usually tell you're somali from a block away without ever speaking to you...why you gotta hit us over the head with it all the time?

@malcolmxxx_45
@Fefe
@BocaRear
@shuuk
@Meadow
@Broke Wave
@guccibased
@Somalilander
@Bricktop

is it just Somali pride? or is Somalia a lowkey utopian paradise that nobody else is up on?

Ahh yes,my friend you've just picked up on Abdi's monumental inferiority complex that makes him such a joy to be around. They find themselves with black people all over the world since they dismantled their country but must hate on us. Fyi,Jareer means monkey,used for bantus and other blacks in general. Adon (subhuman) is another common term.