Why do SPIDERS have the innate ability to ......

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

It's my deepest, most primitive fearThat awkward, stick figured body language.All them fukking legs

I'm brave enough to kill em, but every time I see one of those muthafukkas live, in 3D, it's a surreal feeling.

Snakes, to.

 

[Shadow King]

It's ingrained in humans because back in prehistoric times when we were living in caves, there were giant spiders that were a constant threat.

on spider meats???



to them hungry lil nikkas tho

Spider meats

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Awww catch the little guy and let him outside.

 

[rantanamo]

back when Dallas was more on the edge of civilization there used to be mad scorpions, tarantulas and Giant black widows. We used to watch birds hunt them when they would try to escape at dusk. Giant black widows used to scare the hell out of me. Thankfully you rarely see them around here now. There are a lot more cicada killers too. They will swoop down and grab spiders too. Problem is they will head butt you too. Just as scary as spiders to me.

 

[BasketCase]

imagine this hanging over the bed my love

I'm frightened brehs

it's funny how we assume they're automatically gonna crawl right into bed with us if we swing and miss. i'm conviced spiders have a mind of their own so no chances being taken

It's like they do shyt like that just to fukk with us. You never know what tricks a spider might have up its sleeve

I don't fukk around with spider. If they are on the ceiling I tiger uppercut them and if they on the ground I Stone Cold mudhole stomp a hole in them and walk it dry.

You mean to tell me that you touch the spider... with your skin You're more of a man than I am

 

[ryshy]

i love when that shyt happens, at first im always scared till my idol survivorman whispers into my mind "dont be a little bytch capture the fukker and eat it raw"

then i get hype an treat it like im on the fukkin hunt, fear turns into aggression, how am I gonna let a little fukking bug scare me? in my own home?

 

[Lord Beasley]

Arachnophobia fukked me up as a child

 

[ryshy]

the almost EXACT senario happen to me except i was standing by the cupboard getting a drink at like 2:30 in the morning.....hear this big "thud". i look down and see this HUGE wolf spider ice grillin me like dude i froze in panic.... like legit could not move for a few seconds. then i let out a shriek\scream. grabbed a broom to smush it and that b*stard LUNGED AT ME!

almost fukkin choked on my pizza at this post

 

[SubLyminalz]

imagine this hanging over the bed my love

my appt i stayed at in college had these and they are fast as fukk.

i remember i was washing dishes and one was in the dish water and ran out of the water and up my wall into the cabinet

once i killed a few of them they stopped coming around, always kept that raid on deck.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

How great was this scream?



I imagine that's what some of you sound like.
By the way, I read somewhere that Daniel Stern didn't actually scream in the scene because he was afraid he'd freak the spider out. So the screaming was dubbed in afterwards.

Kinda interesting: 10 Things You Didn’t Know About ‘Home Alone’


One of the more memorable moments from Kevin’s final showdown with the Wet Bandits came courtesy of his overbearing brother Buzz and his tarantula.

After Kevin raids Buzz’s room to find some money for food and look through a few of his Playboys, he accidentally destroys the shelves and sets his pet tarantula loose. Later, just as Marv catches Kevin by his pants leg, Kevin spots the loose tarantula and places it on Marv’s face, giving him a chance to escape. Marv lets out a ridiculous, girly, high-pitched scream to the delight of the audience. Of course, as they were shooting the actual scene, Stern didn’t want to scream at all with a spider on his face. He was worried it would startle the spider into biting him. Instead, he mimed the moment and recorded the scream in post-production.

 

[ryshy]

Kinda interesting: 10 Things You Didn’t Know About ‘Home Alone’


One of the more memorable moments from Kevin’s final showdown with the Wet Bandits came courtesy of his overbearing brother Buzz and his tarantula.

After Kevin raids Buzz’s room to find some money for food and look through a few of his Playboys, he accidentally destroys the shelves and sets his pet tarantula loose. Later, just as Marv catches Kevin by his pants leg, Kevin spots the loose tarantula and places it on Marv’s face, giving him a chance to escape. Marv lets out a ridiculous, girly, high-pitched scream to the delight of the audience. Of course, as they were shooting the actual scene, Stern didn’t want to scream at all with a spider on his face. He was worried it would startle the spider into biting him. Instead, he mimed the moment and recorded the scream in post-production.

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[Leasy]

Y'all not saying nothing.

Where I live my house you can exit out 2 ways. To the left is the paved walkway with huge as Rose bushes/Flowers and a nice Flower Tree and to the right a regular walkway. To the left mostly every morning I have to destroy huge as Spider webs connecting across my walkway to walk through. I mean very large and National Geographic like. I am going to take a picture one day and post it. Very hard to pinpoint the spider because how dense the bushes etc.. are. I had spiders create webs from my car rearview mirror about 5 feet across to a fence to about 10 feet across the next house fence. Tunnel spider webs on my trees Just crazy shyt.
I hate the surburbs.

Added to the fact I have these things destroying my concret out back and I learned that they love insects:

 

[O.Red]

 

[Bumble]

No homo but when I lived in a my mom basement during college years I remember a spider going up my pants... I felt something tickling me... Got up and spider fell out of my pants

Good thing I was wearing underwear

No homo? Really, nikka?

LOL, I saw this happen to my brother. He was kinda slouching on the sofa. Something dark and moving caught my attention on the floor, he was wearing jogging bottoms and it ran up his leg on the inside. I quickly told him and he stood up to let it out but nothing came out. He just shrugged it off and sat back down.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

so tarantulas don't bite?? they've got some pretty big fangs no?
here in Texas we have the "Brown Recluse" extremely poisonous. i know lady that got bitten by one in her sleep. a few days later she almost had to have her foot amputated below the ankle. (they managed to saved her foot barely...she has a ridiculous "hole" from where they had to cut away the rotten flesh)

Same thing happened to a good friend of mine and hes a brazillian jiujitsu black belt. Arm got hallowed out. Thankfully he recovered.