Why do villians always employ goons who can't fight or shoot for shyt?

[EarlyEarly]

You know when you get on you have to put your worthless buddies on or else you look like a snake. I feel like it's the same with goons.

 

[Deltron]

all them goons in the new fast and furious weren't shyt

easily had enough tech, guns, power, but got beat

 

[DonRe]

Best goon was the asian girl with the schoolgirl outfit in kill bill. She damn near the only one who had beatriz on her deathbed. I mean besides Madison who had the shotty for her.

But yeah goons are hard to come by.

 

[Stir Fry]

Crime don't pay

 

[Axum Ezana]

I mean if the goons/henchmen are to good then the super villain wont look as deadly.

 

[ORDER_66]

I mean if the goons/henchmen are to good then the super villain wont look as deadly.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

I guess D was right

 

[Geek Nasty]

If they had good aim you'd be watching a freelance sniper movie