Why do white girls love this beverage so much?

[EndDomination]

White women love things that lack flavor.

The white community lost its fukking mind when they discovered White Claws.

 

[parallax]

i drank that shyt thinking it would be on the level of clearly canadian. its canned trash juice

 

[Catch1977]

We have a refrigerator full of this nasty shyt at my office.
Tried every single flavor and I don't like any of them. Just tastes like stale sprite

 

[BurstWicks]

White women love things that lack flavor.

The white community lost its fukking mind when they discovered White Claws.

Thats the best answer ive heard thus far, Soda with no flavor, Beer with no flavor, they be smoking those marb lights and parlaments that have no flavor


All this pseudo-healthy shyt, but then be doin weird drugs like ketamine and xannies and shyt

 

[SATAN]

Not a drop of melanin found


But this shyt right here nikka...

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

I love me some sparking water. It’s the only carbonated beverage I drink .

 

[KOohbt]

Y'all. I'm a fan of them white claws


Drink 1000 of them shyts and wake up no hangover

Gross as hell tho

 

[Ahadi]

Get up on your pawgology my breh

Next will be luluemoon yoga pants, Avacado Toast or brunch

 

[O.G.B]

We have a refrigerator full of this nasty shyt at my office.
Tried every single flavor and I don't like any of them. Just tastes like stale sprite

I'd drink stale Sprite any day over LaCroix!

 

[BurstWicks]

Not a drop of melanin found


But this shyt right here nikka...

Breh on some real real shyt i had one of these expecting some bland shyt like la croix like


But then i had that shyt and hit me like now THAT shyt actually tastes like orange and it has a KICK to it too. Had to grab a couple more out of the cooler that day since they were free

 

[Coco Loco]

It's marketing, duh.


Those posts don't mean "white girls love" that shyt. It literally tastes like metal. They're just working the social media marketing game like any good 21st century company should.

Now for alternatives...

That flavored and colored stuff peeps posted is cool, but

If you're going for the "scented sparkling water", Bubly is the brand to fukk with. I tried dozens of them, trust...

Smells and tastes WAY better than that stainless steel lacroix trash.

Try it and tell me I'm lying.

I've been wanting to try these.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Sparkling water is cac shyt


Thecoli.com

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Stop advertising that cac shyt. I would have never known about it.

This.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Next will be luluemoon yoga pants, Avacado Toast or brunch

Get it right. Its called Lululemon

 

[born of fire]

i didn’t know liking sparkling water was a white woman thing
i love it, it’s really refreshing to me and a great alternative to soda