Why do white people never catch the "holy ghost"?

[T-K-G]

white people usually cry when they ctach the holy ghost

crying is a disgusting thing to look at

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

I caught the Holy Ghost once in a black church. This was right around the height of the Hyphy movement and I started showin out like

The Sunday regulars were like Had the whole congregation goin dumb shortly thereafter.

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

lol damn the holy ghost can't even give them rhythm

 

[T-K-G]

I caught the Holy Ghost once in a black church. This was right around the height of the Hyphy movement and I started showin out like

The Sunday regulars were like Had the whole congregation goin dumb shortly thereafter.

one of my nikkas gets exactly like the nikka in this gif when he's drunk

 

[RenAi!]

so what you saying playboi? Black people stupid ?

Bout to say, I was finna do the til I saw what THIS nikka said!:

blassic thread


holy ghost aint real its just adrenaline in these psycho ass jiggaboos, they learned these trance rituals from the voodoo shyt the slaves used to do.

 

[STEVE]

when i had to go to church when i was a little kid we went to a presbyterian church. there was certainly no dancing and all the music sounds like it is from 1848. i hated church anyways so i would just doodle all over stuff with those tiny pencils. eventually it got so bad they had to put out pads of paper for us that said "Doodle Pads For Young Presbyterians"

i would imagine the reason there is no "holy ghost catching" at white churches is because all the music is provided by a crappy pipe organ from a hundred years ago and you can't even tap your foot to it.

 

[Mountain]

blassic thread


holy ghost aint real its just adrenaline in these psycho ass jiggaboos, they learned these trance rituals from the voodoo shyt the slaves used to do.

 

[DreadHead P]

i've seen it happen

 

[Robert California]

man white people be takin up serphants and shyt...I AINT WITH THAT and i'm SAVED

 

[-G$-]

i usually catch it about 3 seconds before i ejaculate and it lasts for about 10 seconds after the last splatter.

 

[Heafcliffe]

this vid had me for the longest

Star Wars Preacher - YouTube

Sith Lord we aint worthy

Yoooooo!!!! Lightsaber was murking!!!

 

[Family Man]

The Best Praise Breaks On The Planet! - YouTube

 

[semtex]

My sister used to go to an evangelical church and them fools would be planking in the chairs and shyt. Fear is an amazing thing

 

[Lord Beasley]

u never lied robert tilton had the woods doin the bootscootboogie down here..for a yrs...potters house i have seen woods inner self come out n show out

before he packed up shop and moved to Fl dood had farmers branch (dallas) on lock. my grandma used to be in that bih like (and we's black.)

 

[Lakers Offseason]

That dude breaking it down @2:05
And the girl going ham @2:12

[ame=http://youtu.be/AlZpSd2lRJQ]Church drum and bass rave - YouTube[/ame]